1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE.
2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that's already been done!)
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan.
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
19. Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour.
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
21. Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website.
To be fair, I've only been about 12 hours away on all my off-days, which I think falls within an acceptable margin of error. Also, if you look at the timestamps, I actually had four on Friday for everyone who is Mountain time or further west
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This was on Digg a couple of days ago.
You should probably put some silica gel up in there so mildew doesn't set in.
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Wherever you left it
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Ground meat.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean meat.
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Cuz he got a hole in one.
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2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that's already been done!)
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan.
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
19. Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour.
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
21. Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website.
http://www.itweek.jaded.co.za/23/chuck-norris-it-jokes
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Dynamik has made 7 contributions to this thread.
4 of them have NOT been on Friday
3 of them actually HAVE been on Friday
I believe you are off topic a bit there buddy. DONT POST TODAY, you will even up your post count and it will be less funny.
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i lol'd
Here's a little post-Halloween for fun you all: http://www.seattleweekly.com/slideshow/view/172545/1
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Alda
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
I apologize for wasting those few seconds of your life