*Friday Fun*

hetty

Women know your limits

Association Football

Check some of the related videos theyre hilarious

CabbageThe1

Ok its not Friday but I'm leaving on Friday so why not post today?

This is kind of retarded, but I thought that it was funny. (Because I deal with people like this on a daily basis)

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

hetty

This is what should happen to people who use limewire.

CabbageThe1

LOL, Agreed!

dynamik

I guess these are a year old or so, but I just saw them for the first time yesterday:
http://acceptable.tv/videos/244-Homeless-James-Bond
http://acceptable.tv/videos/772-Homeless-James-Bond-2

hetty

I dont know why they spend millions of dollars on the real thing. That had everything, two women, innuendo, a set of wheels, the lot.

hetty

I know its not Friday. Who cares.

I have to get one of these - Emergency Party Button

Did You Know 2.0 - YouTube, SlideShare

Freaky Dog

techgeek07

I thought you guys might like this

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=30680

dynamik

Check out the "did you mean" suggestion here.

This was on Digg a couple of days ago.

ladiesman217

dynamik wrote:

Check out the "did you mean" suggestion here.

This was on Digg a couple of days ago.

You should probably put some silica gel up in there so mildew doesn't set in.

sys_teck

I love it... ...i sent it to few IT guys..4 exactly

thank you guys for a good laugh !!!

darkuser

today is wednesday

dynamik

http://www.networkworld.com/newsletters/lans/2008/061608lan1.html

Amazon reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?_encoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

drthtater

http://www.dailywtf.com

Mishra

~~~Corny Joke Friday~~~

Where do you find a 1 legged dog?

Wherever you left it



What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground meat.




What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean meat.



Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.




Why did the golfer change his socks?

Cuz he got a hole in one.

drthtater

http://www.notalwaysright.com

The customer is not always right. Includes tech support stories

JDMurray

http://vimeo.com/1700732

dynamik

Wow. How much practice did that all take?

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYTQKoJ1N8

Making of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25YWWpigco

astorrs

I know I know it's Thursday... but you guys all need to get "Barack Roll'd"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4

astorrs

http://www.seo-chicks.com/555/the-secret-diary-of-an-on-call-girl.html

jbrown414

That was interestingly written.

dynamik

This slideshow had a couple of good lines: http://www.236.com/news/2008/10/01/debate_training_biden_learns_w_1_9211.php

Yea, I know. I'm a day early.

rfult001

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ&feature=related

Not Friday, but I couldn't help it.

dynamik

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/165216/Dark-Knight-Toy-Story-Recut.html

JDMurray

Sorry, it's the best I could do:

Bowling for Cats
http://www.itsga.com/fun/cat_new.swf

Mishra

1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE.
2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that's already been done!)
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan.
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
19. Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour.
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
21. Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website.

http://www.itweek.jaded.co.za/23/chuck-norris-it-jokes

Mishra

Funny Fact:

Dynamik has made 7 contributions to this thread.

4 of them have NOT been on Friday
3 of them actually HAVE been on Friday

I believe you are off topic a bit there buddy. DONT POST TODAY, you will even up your post count and it will be less funny.

deadpool287

Mishra wrote:

Funny Fact:

Dynamik has made 7 contributions to this thread.

4 of them have NOT been on Friday
3 of them actually HAVE been on Friday

I believe you are off topic a bit there buddy. DONT POST TODAY, you will even up your post count and it will be less funny.

i lol'd

dynamik

To be fair, I've only been about 12 hours away on all my off-days, which I think falls within an acceptable margin of error. Also, if you look at the timestamps, I actually had four on Friday for everyone who is Mountain time or further west

Here's a little post-Halloween for fun you all: http://www.seattleweekly.com/slideshow/view/172545/1

Edit: I just found something a million times better than that: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=732_1225340870&p=1

networker050184

No posts today so I thought I'd add a little something for all of you TechExamers to enjoy!


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alda

Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!


I apologize for wasting those few seconds of your life