For those that have a hard time getting a job....

Daneil3144Daneil3144 Member Posts: 152 ■■■□□□□□□□
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Try this tactic.


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  • Basic85Basic85 Member Posts: 189 ■■■□□□□□□□
    LoL, rejecting there rejection!!! What happen afterwards?
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  • UnixGuyUnixGuy Mod Posts: 4,570 Mod
    HAHA epic!
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  • DatabaseHeadDatabaseHead Member Posts: 2,754 ■■■■■■■■■■
    Love it.
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  • yoba222yoba222 Member Posts: 1,237 ■■■■■■■■□□
    Good one!
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  • PantherPanther Member Posts: 118 ■■■□□□□□□□
    That's funny! Give them a dose of their own medicine.
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  • LordQarlynLordQarlyn Member Posts: 693 ■■■■■■□□□□
    LOL ahh if only it worked that way icon_lol.gif
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  • NiTech-5NiTech-5 Member Posts: 25 ■□□□□□□□□□
    Lol! Yeah, it gets like that sometimes...
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  • stryder144stryder144 Member Posts: 1,684 ■■■■■■■■□□
    That is awesome!
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  • scaredoftestsscaredoftests Mod Posts: 2,780 Mod
    Excellent. Made my day.
    Never let your fear decide your fate....
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  • backtrackerbacktracker Member Posts: 91 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Now try that on the dating scene and you'd just be a creeper of epic proportionsicon_surprised.gif
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  • McxRisleyMcxRisley Member Posts: 494 ■■■■■□□□□□
    Surely at least one person in this world has been successful with this tactic lol
    I'm not allowed to say what my previous occupation was, but let's just say it rhymes with architect.
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  • coffeeluvrcoffeeluvr Member Posts: 734 ■■■■■□□□□□
    I almost spit my coffee out when I read it....lol
    "Something feels funny, I must be thinking too hard. - Pooh"
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  • pizzaboypizzaboy Member Posts: 244 ■■■□□□□□□□
    That was awesome!!
    God deserves my best
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  • victor.s.andreivictor.s.andrei Member Posts: 70 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Panther wrote: »
    That's funny! Give them a dose of their own medicine.

    Dear Manager,

    It is with regret that I have to inform you that I will be terminating our employment relationship. With significantly improved economic conditions, the job market has dramatically improved, and I am moving forward to a new organization that has offered me increased responsibility and compensation, neither of which you have provided me in the past two annual reviews.

    For my personal security purposes, our employment relationship will terminate immediately, as of the receipt of this letter.

    You may wish to access a number of resources that I have made available to assist your staff in covering for my role.
    https://intranet.BuyNLarge.com/home/employee/transition/guide.docx

    Thank you for the opportunity to improve my career while working for Buy N Large, helping to push humanity off this rocky world and into space.

    Best regards,

    Employee

    cc: Buy N Large HR
    cc: Lawyer Awesome, Esq., for Employee Awesome
    cc: File/Records
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  • JustFredJustFred Member Posts: 678 ■■■□□□□□□□
    LOL....man you got to have balls to pull this off.
    [h=2]"After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true." Spock[/h]
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  • Domm362Domm362 Member Posts: 26 ■■■□□□□□□□
    I could try this if I actually got a rejection letter... Lol
    "Winners focus on winning. Losers focus on winners."
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  • nascar_paulnascar_paul Member Posts: 288 ■■■□□□□□□□
    I love it! I'm in the job market and I've seen a number of those! I'm going to break the world with this new technique!
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  • LordQarlynLordQarlyn Member Posts: 693 ■■■■■■□□□□
    Domm362 wrote: »
    I could try this if I actually got a rejection letter... Lol

    LOL I know, right? I usually get ghosted these days.
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