Annoying co-workers

shochanshochan Senior MemberPosts: 866Member ■■■■■■□□□□
edited January 31 in Just for Fun
I have one of these, do you?  :D :p
Annoying co-workers

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  • PCTechLincPCTechLinc CISSP, CHFI, CEH, MCSA Server 2008, Project+, Security+ce, Server+, Network+, A+ King City, CAPosts: 621Member ■■■■■□□□□□
    My coworker that sits next to me slurps his tea... loudly.
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  • tedjamestedjames Scruffy-looking nerfherdr Posts: 1,034Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    I used to work with a woman who did this: 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5nHV8FJyI

    Seriously, she did.
  • shochanshochan Senior Member Posts: 866Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    Yeah my co-worker blows his nose LOUDLY (like you can hear the boogs hit the tissue), and its usually right when you're eating...as well taps his shoes like he is in a Broadway play
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  • scaredoftestsscaredoftests Security +, ITIL Foundation, MPT, EPO, ACAS, HTL behind youPosts: 2,705Mod Mod
    The lady in the cube next to me, thinks everything is hysterically funny.  So glad she teleworks most days.
    Never let your fear decide your fate....
  • shochanshochan Senior Member Posts: 866Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    Jon_Cisco said:
    If you don't have an annoying co-worker you might be the annoying co-worker!
    I guess that's why Office Space was created...heheh
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  • UnixGuyUnixGuy SABSA, GCFA, GPEN, CISM, RHCE, Security+, Server+, eJPT, CCNA Posts: 4,032Mod Mod
    I had few in every job!  This job is with a big company and I sit in a different desk every day so plenty of opportunity to avoid people lol
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  • scaredoftestsscaredoftests Security +, ITIL Foundation, MPT, EPO, ACAS, HTL behind youPosts: 2,705Mod Mod
    Where is my red stapler?
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  • thomas_thomas_ CompTIA N+/S+/L+; CCNA R&S; CCNP R&S Posts: 893Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    I wouldn’t consider him a coworker, but he works in the same building.  I saw him walk into a bathroom stall with food he had just bought from a vending machine and set it down on the back of the toilet behind the water pipe.  It then promptly fell onto the floor.

    I just don’t understand the logic.  He couldn’t wait until after he used the bathroom to buy the stuff?  Was the plan to eat it while he did his business?  Or was he just taking his break and decided the bathroom stall was just as good a place as any to eat his junk food?

    I didn’t stick around to find out.
  • SanErSanEr ■■■□□□□□□□ Posts: 17Member ■■■□□□□□□□
    One of my co-workers eats almost all the time, and I have to listen to her wrapping papers 
  • shochanshochan Senior Member Posts: 866Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    edited August 31
    SanEr said:
    One of my co-workers eats almost all the time, and I have to listen to her wrapping papers 
    Like TP or Rolling or TPS reports?
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  • tedjamestedjames Scruffy-looking nerfherdr Posts: 1,034Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    Jon_Cisco said:
    If you don't have an annoying co-worker you might be the annoying co-worker!
    If everybody else is wrong but you, YOU'RE the problem.
  • tedjamestedjames Scruffy-looking nerfherdr Posts: 1,034Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    thomas_ said:
    I wouldn’t consider him a coworker, but he works in the same building.  I saw him walk into a bathroom stall with food he had just bought from a vending machine and set it down on the back of the toilet behind the water pipe.  It then promptly fell onto the floor.

    I just don’t understand the logic.  He couldn’t wait until after he used the bathroom to buy the stuff?  Was the plan to eat it while he did his business?  Or was he just taking his break and decided the bathroom stall was just as good a place as any to eat his junk food?

    I didn’t stick around to find out.
    I used to work with a guy that never washed his hands after using the bathroom. Several times while washing my hands, I'd see him come out of the stall, fix his hair, and walk straight out. I had to start opening doors with a napkin. Thanks for making me a germophobe!
  • cyberguyprcyberguypr Senior Member Posts: 6,828Mod Mod
    ^ aaaannnnnd there goes enjoying my breakfast!
  • Skyliinez92Skyliinez92 Level 99 Wizard Posts: 817Mod Mod
    There's a guy who sits next to me, and every half hour or so, he goes "TSSSSSS Roger Roger". I asked him once if he has tourettes, he doesn't.
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  • sephiroth66sephiroth66 VMware VCA-DBT United StatesPosts: 16Registered Users ■■■□□□□□□□
    If you're singing on Monday morning you definitely deserve any airborne object being hurled your way. I have one that sings extremely loud and is over-the-top cheerful about everything.
    *Urge to throw stapler intensifies*
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  • Fulcrum45Fulcrum45 ■■■■□□□□□□ Posts: 598Member ■■■■□□□□□□
    There was one contract I worked were we had to share desks between shifts. The guy before me would eat at our desk leaving ketchup packets, napkins and greasy fingerprints on the keyboard. I finally made him move to a different desk because I was tired of sanitizing my work area every time I came on shift.  
  • tedjamestedjames Scruffy-looking nerfherdr Posts: 1,034Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    If you're singing on Monday morning you definitely deserve any airborne object being hurled your way. I have one that sings extremely loud and is over-the-top cheerful about everything.
    *Urge to throw stapler intensifies*
    I've worked with people who listened to music with headphones but still sang along, so all you heard was their out-of-pitch voice.

    To be fair, I had to sit in an area where everybody but I would socialize throughout the day. Very annoying to me. When I talked to one of the higher ups about it, he asked me if I wanted him to talk to them about it. I told him no. I said I'd rather just move. If everybody else is happy and I'm not, then I'm the problem.
  • BradleyHUBradleyHU ■■■■□□□□□□ Posts: 918Member ■■■■□□□□□□
    I have a coworker who, when he eats at his desk, chews with his mouth open, and I hear every single chew, and will talk with his mouth full of said food...
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  • mizterkewlmizterkewl Member AgrabahPosts: 115Member ■■■□□□□□□□
    I have a coworker that repeatedly says he needs to  "create the AD" when I've told him several times it's called an Object.
  • stryder144stryder144 ■■■■■■■■□□ Posts: 1,587Member ■■■■■■■■□□
    BradleyHU said:
    I have a coworker who, when he eats at his desk, chews with his mouth open, and I hear every single chew, and will talk with his mouth full of said food...
    One of my students has a coworker who eats his bagels open-mouthed, on the phone, with customers.  Seems so odd to me.
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  • shochanshochan Senior Member Posts: 866Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    I need to try this one, LOL!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81BjlvRTRe0
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  • EANxEANx ■■■■■■■□□□ Posts: 1,053Member ■■■■■■■□□□
    I have a coworker that repeatedly says he needs to  "create the AD" when I've told him several times it's called an Object.
    Reminds me of the guy I used to know who always referred to TCP/IP as "tiss-pip"
  • UnixGuyUnixGuy SABSA, GCFA, GPEN, CISM, RHCE, Security+, Server+, eJPT, CCNA Posts: 4,032Mod Mod
    EANx said:
    I have a coworker that repeatedly says he needs to  "create the AD" when I've told him several times it's called an Object.
    Reminds me of the guy I used to know who always referred to TCP/IP as "tiss-pip"

    And the guy I worked with who referred to Ubuntu as "you-ban-to"
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  • tedjamestedjames Scruffy-looking nerfherdr Posts: 1,034Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    UnixGuy said:
    EANx said:
    I have a coworker that repeatedly says he needs to  "create the AD" when I've told him several times it's called an Object.
    Reminds me of the guy I used to know who always referred to TCP/IP as "tiss-pip"

    And the guy I worked with who referred to Ubuntu as "you-ban-to"
    It bugs me when people make words out of acronyms, like referring to CISSP as "sis-P" or CISO as "sisso."
  • TechGromitTechGromit A+, N+, GSEC, GCIH, GREM, Ontario, NY Posts: 1,902Member ■■■■■■■■□□
    Jon_Cisco said:
    If you don't have an annoying co-worker you might be the annoying co-worker!
    Yea, that's probably me. I fart in my cube, talk too loudly on calls, peer over cube wall at co-workers cause I'm tall and can see over them.  
    Still searching for the corner in a round room.
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