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vsmith3rdvsmith3rd Member Posts: 142 ■■■□□□□□□□
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OMG. A Great Opportunity. Guaranteed Huge Bucks. Millions.

I'm opening a brand new shop. I'm going to corner the market as no one else was smart enough to think of this. I'm gonna make $millions$

OK...Ready...I'm going to open a keyboard and mouse repair shop. BAMM!!! Genius huh...Geen You Us. I'm also gonna repair Beta players, CRT monitors, floppy drives and typewriters. I already have an assistant who is an expert at fixing 8 Track players and turntables.

As another HUGE money maker, I'm gonna open Pay Pal accounts...MILLIONS of them. They give you money just to open them, granted its about $.24 a pop. That ladies and gentlemen, is my ironclad, rock solid plan for making millions.

Who knows, maybe I'll invest it all in Enron or MCI. icon_lol.gif
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    keatronkeatron Member Posts: 1,213 ■■■■■■□□□□
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    JDMurrayJDMurray Admin Posts: 13,034 Admin
    keatron wrote:
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    Ditto

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    Non-Profit TechieNon-Profit Techie Member Posts: 418 ■■□□□□□□□□
    I think he has lost it
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    SlowhandSlowhand Mod Posts: 5,161 Mod
    On a scale of one to seven, (three being the highest,) I give that money-making scheme a twelve.
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    crap I forgot my old pwdcrap I forgot my old pwd Member Posts: 250
    you should also collect cans on the side; its as if the streets are littered with gold. lol
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    janmikejanmike Member Posts: 3,076
    Absolutely Brilliant!!!!
    "It doesn't matter, it's in the past!"--Rafiki
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    davenportdavenport Member Posts: 86 ■■□□□□□□□□
    CRAP! My IQ just dropped 5 points after reading that! With my luck I'm probably going to need that 5 points back to pass my 70-293! :D
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    WebmasterWebmaster Admin Posts: 10,292 Admin
    Now there will be a keyboard and mouse repair shop on the corner of every street by Monday. Next time you should patent it before posting it.
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    sprkymrksprkymrk Member Posts: 4,884 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Webmaster wrote:
    Next time you should patent it before posting it.

    Or don't post immediately upon returning from the tavern. icon_lol.gif
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    vsmith3rdvsmith3rd Member Posts: 142 ■■■□□□□□□□
    LOL. Sorry. Just blowing off some steam after a tough day. Trying to keep it light.
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    macdudemacdude Member Posts: 173
    I know IT is stressful and I knew someone in IT would have to crack, sorry it was you man. lol
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    RussSRussS Member Posts: 2,068 ■■■□□□□□□□
    macdude wrote:
    I know IT is stressful and I knew someone in IT would have to crack, sorry it was you man. lol

    Shoot, if you think that is bad you should check out the CCIE forum icon_eek.gif



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    elover_jmelover_jm Member Posts: 349
    Non-Profit Techie wrote:
    I think he has lost it

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    mikej412mikej412 Member Posts: 10,086 ■■■■■■■■■■
    RussS wrote:
    Shoot, if you think that is bad you should check out the CCIE forum icon_eek.gif
    Everyday is a full moon in the CCIE forum..... so there really isn't anything unusual going on there because of the lunar eclipse that I noticed. icon_confused.gif
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    KaminskyKaminsky Member Posts: 1,235
    How long would it take to open millions of pay pal accounts? just wondering icon_twisted.gif
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    sprkymrksprkymrk Member Posts: 4,884 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Kaminsky wrote:
    How long would it take to open millions of pay pal accounts? just wondering icon_twisted.gif

    With a spam-like script not long, but my question is does each paypal account need a different bank account?
    All things are possible, only believe.
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