Hi guys,
Just want to say how much i love this site and what a great help everyone has been. Just got of the phone with a pretty clueless user and wanted to hear some of the funny n00b questions and things you have heard users do

Me and the other guys like to share our stories and they always bring a tear (of laughter and shock) to my face. Here are some of my favorites from work.
Me: What sort of cord is your printer connected to your computer with (I knew it was a local printer)?
User: No the printer is transcended into my hard drive it doesnt have a cord, all it has is the power.
Me: O.K i have re-set your password to Password1 you need to change it after though
User - Yeah i know, its asking me for a new password but it has a box saying old password and i dont know what that is.
There is plenty more but i'll start with them 2, please feel free to rain down on thsi thread