Networking sayings

bighornsheepbighornsheep Member Posts: 1,506
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What do you guys think of these "sayings", good? bad? Got any other?

"Routers creates networks, switches extends them"

"Switch where you can, route where you must"

"Distance vector computes the distribution, link state distributes the computation"
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  • dynamikdynamik Banned Posts: 12,312 ■■■■■■■■■□
    Understanding them makes me sad icon_sad.gif
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    "Switch where you can, route where you must"

    I agree with this one.
    "Distance vector computes the distribution, link state distributes the computation"

    Not to sure about this one though...
    An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made.
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  • PashPash Member Posts: 1,600 ■■■■■□□□□□
    "Layer 3 addresses never change end to end, Unless you use NAT"
    DevOps Engineer and Security Champion. https://blog.pash.by - I am trying to find my writing style, so please bear with me.
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  • Darthn3ssDarthn3ss Member Posts: 1,096
    "ISDN makes me sad icon_sad.gif"
    Fantastic. The project manager is inspired.

    In Progress: 70-640, 70-685
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  • NetstudentNetstudent Member Posts: 1,693 ■■■□□□□□□□
    networker050184 wrote:
    "Switch where you can, route where you must"

    I agree with this one.
    "Distance vector computes the distribution, link state distributes the computation"

    Not to sure about this one though...

    Ya I didn't quite get that one either. Link state distributes topological data, but the computation is local.
    There is no place like 127.0.0.1 BUT 209.62.5.3 is my 127.0.0.1 away from 127.0.0.1!
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  • ally_ukally_uk Member Posts: 1,145 ■■■■□□□□□□
    " All People Seem To Need Data Processing "

    OSI :)
    Microsoft's strategy to conquer the I.T industry

    " Embrace, evolve, extinguish "
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  • JDMurrayJDMurray Admin Posts: 13,089 Admin
    "Never tell your CEO that there is no EASY button."

    This isn't specifically related to networking, but it's a bit of conventional wisdom that I ignored this week. icon_cry.gif
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  • TrailerisfTrailerisf Member Posts: 455
    "When in doubt, whip it out?"

    I guess that isn't really networking... might explain sexuall harassment charges though :P
    On the road to Cisco. Will I hunt it, or will it hunt me?
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  • sprkymrksprkymrk Member Posts: 4,884 ■■■□□□□□□□
    JDMurray wrote:
    "Never tell your CEO that there is no EASY button."

    This isn't specifically related to networking, but it's a bit of conventional wisdom that I ignored this week. icon_cry.gif

    Ahh, that might explain that particular item on your Christmas list... icon_santa.gif
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  • dpsdps Member Posts: 116
    Not related to networking but a def catchy mnemonic...

    Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Goes Willingly to Gentlemen Speaking Nicely


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    Focused and Steady.
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  • NetstudentNetstudent Member Posts: 1,693 ■■■□□□□□□□
    uuuhhhhh ok icon_scratch.gif
    There is no place like 127.0.0.1 BUT 209.62.5.3 is my 127.0.0.1 away from 127.0.0.1!
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  • JDMurrayJDMurray Admin Posts: 13,089 Admin
    sprkymrk wrote:
    Ahh, that might explain that particular item on your Christmas list... icon_santa.gif
    http://www.techexams.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=180783#180783
    Oh, that's been coming a long time before this week. Just one more thing on the pile if dashed-hopes, really.
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    dps wrote:
    Not related to networking but a def catchy mnemonic...

    Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Goes Willingly to Gentlemen Speaking Nicely


    icon_cyclops_ani.gif

    Is this supposed to mean something???
    An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made.
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  • JDMurrayJDMurray Admin Posts: 13,089 Admin
    networker050184 wrote:
    dps wrote:
    Not related to networking but a def catchy mnemonic...

    Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Goes Willingly to Gentlemen Speaking Nicely


    icon_cyclops_ani.gif

    Is this supposed to mean something???
    It's the color code used for resistors in electronics. I just memorize black=0, brown=1, red=2, orange=3 etc. I've never seen this phrase extended for the gold, silver, and none tolerance percentages before.
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    Ahhhh I see! Was wondering about that.

    One us old paratroopers use icon_wink.gif

    Paratroopers Don't Need To Shake Parachutes Anymore
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  • dtlokeedtlokee Member Posts: 2,378 ■■■■□□□□□□
    Mine used to be:

    "Why put off to tomorrow what you can avoid all together"

    But now I'm the boss:

    "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow"
    The only easy day was yesterday!
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  • Lee HLee H Member Posts: 1,135
    Here is one i just found, although nothing to do with IT :D



    My Very Easy Method Just Simplifies Us Naming Planets


    Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune & Plute
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  • AhriakinAhriakin Member Posts: 1,799 ■■■■■■■■□□
    "Work..I love it....I could sit and watch it all day!"
    We responded to the Year 2000 issue with "Y2K" solutions...isn't this the kind of thinking that got us into trouble in the first place?
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  • eg2505eg2505 Member Posts: 20 ■□□□□□□□□□
    This is one I used to remember the troubleshooting Model in my textbook
    Personally OSI model dosent make any sense

    Useful Security Names To Read Bridges Cabling

    Application Presentation Session Transport(TCP/IP) Network(Routers) Data link (Bridges) Pysical (cabeling)



    What do you think,
    any suggestions?


    :D [/b]
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