I got a new job role at work, and it requires that I come in before 5AM and work until 2PM.


The buses don't run at that time, and I'm too lazy to pay for taxi...so I went and purchased a bicycle. It looks cool, it rides fast, but...I can't reach the ground when I'm sitting on it.

It was the only one that would suit me, and I have trouble climbing onto the stupid thing. I'm a bit too lazy to return it.
While riding back through Santa monica beach, this lady was in my way(in the bike lane) and I tried to go around her but ended up flying off the road and into the beach area. I crashed into the sand.

I got into who knows how many crashes on the way home(dodging people, dogs, trees, etc). I haven't ridden a bike since I was a little kid. I have to ride 9-10 miles for work...so I'm scared now. O_O
Ima gonna die guyz