Quick! Can you find this...

jryantechjryantech Member Posts: 623
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I need a picture of a time and date stamped, any time and date doesn't matter... You know those red or black ink ones that people used to use(maybe still use them) to date paper... Google and Yahoo are not being nice.
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  • tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Google image search for date time rubber stamp gives this.
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  • undomielundomiel Member Posts: 2,818
    Date%20stamp%20-%20Bakewell%20C&E%20-%201924.gif

    Google search for "Date Stamp"
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  • jryantechjryantech Member Posts: 623
    Thanks a lot guys.
    "It's Microsoft versus mankind with Microsoft having only a slight lead."
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  • jbrown414jbrown414 Member Posts: 230
    I'm still waiting for story of why he needed it.
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  • vColevCole Member Posts: 1,573 ■■■■■■■□□□
    jbrown414 wrote:
    I'm still waiting for story of why he needed it.

    Yeah seriously. icon_scratch.gif
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    Sounds like fraud to me :D
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  • jryantechjryantech Member Posts: 623
    School project.

    And yes LOLfraud, or however you guys would make a lol cat joke out of this.
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  • cacharocacharo Member Posts: 361
    Quick! I need a unique, interesting story of why I needed a picture of a rubber date stamp!
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  • RussSRussS Member Posts: 2,068 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Can anyone say ....... Hall Pass ? icon_lol.gif
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  • tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    RussS wrote:
    Can anyone say ....... Hall Pass ? icon_lol.gif
    Maybe it is like an A Team or MacGyver episode. jryantech only has a PC and a web browser but needs to make some convincing documents to get pass the guards before the bad guys come back!
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  • meadITmeadIT Member Posts: 581 ■■■■□□□□□□
    tiersten wrote:
    RussS wrote:
    Can anyone say ....... Hall Pass ? icon_lol.gif
    Maybe it is like an A Team or MacGyver episode. jryantech only has a PC and a web browser but needs to make some convincing documents to get pass the guards before the bad guys come back!

    And he makes a printer out of three pairs of shoestrings!!
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  • sprkymrksprkymrk Member Posts: 4,884 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Quick guys! I need a front and back very authentic looking color picture of a $100 bill! :P
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  • BeaverC32BeaverC32 Member Posts: 670 ■■■□□□□□□□
    All kidding aside...

    Please no questions, but I am in dire need of a 1280x800 jpg of a komodo dragon dressed as Miley Cyrus eating a 12" pizza from Domino's (cheese, pepperoni, and mushroom preferred). It's for a project I've been tasked with at work...

    :)
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  • MishraMishra Member Posts: 2,468 ■■■■□□□□□□
    The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
    Pinky: I think so, Brain, but I don't think you can just stamp the cows and take them home saying they are yours.
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    BeaverC32 wrote:
    All kidding aside...

    Please no questions, but I am in dire need of a 1280x800 jpg of a komodo dragon dressed as Miley Cyrus eating a 12" pizza from Domino's (cheese, pepperoni, and mushroom preferred). It's for a project I've been tasked with at work...

    :)

    Man you had me rolling with this one icon_lol.gif
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  • gojericho0gojericho0 Member Posts: 1,059 ■■■□□□□□□□
    BeaverC32 wrote:
    All kidding aside...

    Please no questions, but I am in dire need of a 1280x800 jpg of a komodo dragon dressed as Miley Cyrus eating a 12" pizza from Domino's (cheese, pepperoni, and mushroom preferred). It's for a project I've been tasked with at work...

    :)

    i found one in gif format, but no jpg sorry
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  • Lee HLee H Member Posts: 1,135
    networker050184 wrote:
    BeaverC32 wrote:
    All kidding aside...

    Please no questions, but I am in dire need of a 1280x800 jpg of a komodo dragon dressed as Miley Cyrus eating a 12" pizza from Domino's (cheese, pepperoni, and mushroom preferred). It's for a project I've been tasked with at work...

    :)

    Man you had me rolling with this one icon_lol.gif


    I found a 1024 X 768 will that do?
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  • BeaverC32BeaverC32 Member Posts: 670 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Thanks for the help guys, but I just spoke with my manager and he has settled for a translucent life-size cutout of Pauly Shore wearing a talcum powder bikini -- which we luckily have an abundance of here.
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    BeaverC32 you should go post here and add comedian as your next career move :D
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  • KGhaleonKGhaleon Member Posts: 1,346 ■■■■□□□□□□
    sprkymrk wrote:
    Quick guys! I need a front and back very authentic looking color picture of a $100 bill! :P

    ben_franklin_100_dollar_bill1.jpg
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  • KGhaleonKGhaleon Member Posts: 1,346 ■■■■□□□□□□
    800px-US_$100_reverse.jpg
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  • jryantechjryantech Member Posts: 623
    lol you guys are nuts.
    "It's Microsoft versus mankind with Microsoft having only a slight lead."
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  • SlowhandSlowhand Mod Posts: 5,161 Mod
    The top three stories on CNN this evening:

    1.) Three hurricanes hit the gulf coast simultaneously, Anderson Cooper fights them off with a stick
    2.) John McCain's "wardrobe malfunction" could cost him the election
    3.) Over 300 IT professionals have been arrested in the last 24 hours, attempting to purchase electronics (and prostitutes) with stapled-together, black-and-white copies of $100 bills
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  • deadpool287deadpool287 Member Posts: 113
    Slowhand wrote:
    The top three stories on CNN this evening:

    1.) Three hurricanes hit the gulf coast simultaneously, Anderson Cooper fights them off with a stick
    2.) John McCain's "wardrobe malfunction" could cost him the election
    3.) Over 300 IT professionals have been arrested in the last 24 hours, attempting to purchase electronics (and prostitutes) with stapled-together, black-and-white copies of $100 bills

    I lol'd
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    This is quickly turning into my favorite thread. I was getting very angry working on an issue. Took a break and read this and now feel much better. icon_lol.gif
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  • dynamikdynamik Banned Posts: 12,312 ■■■■■■■■■□
    That wasn't even remotely legal, KG! I hope Johan is hosting this outside of the US icon_lol.gif
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  • rfult001rfult001 Member Posts: 407
    I am still wondering what this was about. Anyone else?
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