What do I have in my pocketses?

undomielundomiel Member Posts: 2,818
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Next inane thread to pass the time! What's in your pockets? I have a wallet that says Princess on it in pink, my keys that have a Borders card on them that is falling apart, my wife's pink cell phone in the other pocket that I'm borrowing because the display on mine is busted, and Desert Essence tea tree oil lip balm.

Ok, your turn, run with it!
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  • royalroyal Member Posts: 3,352 ■■■■□□□□□□
    Lint
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  • astorrsastorrs Member Posts: 3,139 ■■■■■■□□□□
    Car/House/Office keys, Dentyne gum, change, Tumi wallet.
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  • snadamsnadam Member Posts: 2,234 ■■■■□□□□□□
    moths...
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  • dynamikdynamik Banned Posts: 12,312 ■■■■■■■■■□
    undomiel wrote:
    Next inane thread to pass the time! What's in your pockets? I have a wallet that says Princess on it in pink, my keys that have a Borders card on them that is falling apart, my wife's pink cell phone in the other pocket that I'm borrowing because the display on mine is busted, and Desert Essence tea tree oil lip balm.

    Ok, your turn, run with it!

    I totally read that as "Desert Eagle." Man, was I ever let down when I got to "lip blam."

    Keys, wallet and phone for me.
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    Gym shorts.... No pockets at this time.....
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  • cacharocacharo Member Posts: 361
    Just no pants....
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  • scheistermeisterscheistermeister Member Posts: 748 ■□□□□□□□□□
    cacharo wrote:
    Just no pants....

    x2
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  • tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Wallet, keys and phone.
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  • jbrown414jbrown414 Member Posts: 230
    Nothing, seeing as I'm at home with some pajama pants on that don't have pockets. :)
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  • SlowhandSlowhand Mod Posts: 5,161 Mod
    cacharo wrote:
    Just no pants....
    Quit stealing my lines. icon_lol.gif

    What do I have in my pockets? The hands of a certain curvy woman who, for reasons unknown, has been hanging out with me for the past few weeks. icon_cool.gif
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  • tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Slowhand wrote:
    cacharo wrote:
    Just no pants....
    Quit stealing my lines. icon_lol.gif

    What do I have in my pockets? The hands of a certain curvy woman who, for reasons unknown, has been hanging out with me for the past few weeks. icon_cool.gif
    You've filled your pockets with extra fast setting high strength glue?
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  • SlowhandSlowhand Mod Posts: 5,161 Mod
    tiersten wrote:
    Slowhand wrote:
    cacharo wrote:
    Just no pants....
    Quit stealing my lines. icon_lol.gif

    What do I have in my pockets? The hands of a certain curvy woman who, for reasons unknown, has been hanging out with me for the past few weeks. icon_cool.gif
    You've filled your pockets with extra fast setting high strength glue?
    No, no. I put the Gorilla-glue on my. . . err. . . never you mind.
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  • wat08wat08 Member Posts: 128
    There's a rocket in my pocket.
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  • ladiesman217ladiesman217 Member Posts: 416
    lighter, a pack of cig, cellphone and keys, wallet. I'm used to it and it's like I don't feel comfortable when my pocket is empty...it's like i've lost something. icon_confused.gif
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  • learningtofly22learningtofly22 Member Posts: 159
    a lighter, and 98 pesos.
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  • AldurAldur Member Posts: 1,460
    A banana
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  • SlowhandSlowhand Mod Posts: 5,161 Mod
    I've also got a large hadron and a black hole, but that's usually not the kind of thing I talk about in public.
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  • ladiesman217ladiesman217 Member Posts: 416
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    a lighter, and 98 pesos.

    pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange :)
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  • Darthn3ssDarthn3ss Member Posts: 1,096
    I accidentally the whole pocket, is that bad?
    Fantastic. The project manager is inspired.

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  • EssendonEssendon Member Posts: 4,546 ■■■■■■■■■■
    A taser these days, considering the increased number of muggings in my area.
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  • Darthn3ssDarthn3ss Member Posts: 1,096
    a taser? come to america.

    get one of these. mugging problems solved. :D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol
    Fantastic. The project manager is inspired.

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  • EssendonEssendon Member Posts: 4,546 ■■■■■■■■■■
    Yeha, I would love to have a handgun here in Australia. Strict gun laws ensure firearms are in possession of only farmers, hunters, cops and crims. My dad owns a Colt and a Beretta S 686 E (shotgun). He doesnt shoot any game but just wants to have them. I envy him greatly, but he's a very cool guy and let's me fire a few shots every now and then when we go into the Outback.
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  • learningtofly22learningtofly22 Member Posts: 159
    ladiesman217 wrote:
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    a lighter, and 98 pesos.

    pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange :)

    Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade? icon_cool.gif
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  • TechBoy22TechBoy22 Member Posts: 81 ■■□□□□□□□□
    Lets see....I have house keys, money to last me the next 2 days, my wallet, medication, my spare car key (always good to keep an extra on you) and wipes in case nature calls (i like to feel clean) icon_twisted.gif

    At the very bottom of all that junk, there's lint! To remind me that I need to get the hell out of my current job and make moves twrds my future.
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  • ladiesman217ladiesman217 Member Posts: 416
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    ladiesman217 wrote:
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    a lighter, and 98 pesos.

    pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange :)

    Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade? icon_cool.gif


    A Philippines peso that seems to loose value. icon_redface.gif

    Does it mean you're a mexican? Astalavista baby!
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  • sthomassthomas Member Posts: 1,240 ■■■□□□□□□□
    ladiesman217 wrote:
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    ladiesman217 wrote:
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    a lighter, and 98 pesos.

    pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange :)

    Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade? icon_cool.gif


    A Philippines peso that seems to loose value. icon_redface.gif

    Does it mean you're a mexican? Astalavista baby!

    I know this is off topic but I was just wondering what part of the Philippines are you from ladiesman?
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  • shednikshednik Member Posts: 2,005
    Cell phone, keys and my wallet :D
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  • ladiesman217ladiesman217 Member Posts: 416
    sthomas wrote:
    ladiesman217 wrote:
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    ladiesman217 wrote:
    learningtofly22 wrote:
    a lighter, and 98 pesos.

    pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange :)

    Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade? icon_cool.gif


    A Philippines peso that seems to loose value. icon_redface.gif

    Does it mean you're a mexican? Astalavista baby!

    I know this is off topic but I was just wondering what part of the Philippines are you from ladiesman?

    I'm from central luzon. Why? Do you know someone here? :)
    No Sacrifice, No Victory.
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