This is the first time I've ever heard of (or seen for that matter) a person holding 4 CCIE's and a score of other high-level technical certifications. It makes me wonder!
Does this guy just literally have too much knowledge (I mean... the stuff can clog it self up at some point, right?)? 4 CCIE's, oh my God!:
http://smorris.uber-geek.net
If you're surprised with his resume, check out his four rack lab!
http://smorris.uber-geek.net/lab.htm
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