I finally passed the 70-270 test with a score of 826. The first time I took it, I scored 677, and the second time I took it, I scored 677. I couldn't BELIEVE it, and I was furious at that point. I want to thank everyone on here for their help, and most importantly, I thank God.
What helped me to pass was reading the MS press book from beginning to end. I didn't do that the first two times, but got so upset, I finally decided to do it.
There was a lot of everything on the 3 tests that I took. The one thing that came up a lot (on all 3 tests) were security templates. Know those! A lot of RIS, permissions, and printer questions as well. Also, don't take IIS lightly (that one will get cha if you do).
I also want to note that my brother and I were sharing this same gravyjoe account (not sure why he doesn't get his own.. LOL), so he posted on here when he passed before as well.
Thanks again for everyone's help. On to 70-290.