Good for a Laugh - Job ad

slinuxuzerslinuxuzer Member Posts: 665 ■■■■□□□□□□
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100% travel position

- Candidates can sit anywhere near a major airport

-ACTIVE SECRET CLEARANCE is a must

*A+, Net+ are good to have
*Military Experience is a plus as well
*All expenses paid for by Apex...meals, parking, and gas: candidates are reimbursed for on a weekly basis

15 an hour. Lmao
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  • empc4000xlempc4000xl Member Posts: 322
    might wanna check it out. They might be willing to pay some big per diem.
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    Hey I'd just sit next to an airport for $15 an hour.... Sounds fairly simple.
    An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made.
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  • LarryDaManLarryDaMan Member Posts: 797
    networker050184 wrote:
    Hey I'd just sit next to an airport for $15 an hour.... Sounds fairly simple.

    It takes a special kind of person to do a simple job. I've had simple jobs in the past, and it is easy to get lazy and turn into a worthless pile of crap... icon_wink.gif
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  • skrpuneskrpune Member Posts: 1,409
    sounds like a position stalking airports or trying to "listen in" on wifi networks or traffic tower communications at airports or something of the like. Kinda creepy.
    Currently Studying For: Nothing (cert-wise, anyway)
    Next Up: Security+, 291?

    Enrolled in Masters program: CS 2011 expected completion
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  • networker050184networker050184 Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
    skrpune wrote:
    sounds like a position stalking airports or trying to "listen in" on wifi networks or traffic tower communications at airports or something of the like. Kinda creepy.

    Yeah, they want military experience so if you get busted you won't crack under interrogation!!
    An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made.
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  • LarryDaManLarryDaMan Member Posts: 797
    skrpune wrote:
    sounds like a position stalking airports or trying to "listen in" on wifi networks or traffic tower communications at airports or something of the like. Kinda creepy.

    Nah, that seems too special for only $15 an hour and they only require a SECRET clearance. Probably just a creative HR person. Likely something mundane and not real counter intelligence work. I don't have any good guesses though, maybe tech support for air marshals? Who knows?
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  • skrpuneskrpune Member Posts: 1,409
    alright, I'm getting more and more curious about this now...someone has to take one for the team and apply for the job to get the inside info! :D
    Currently Studying For: Nothing (cert-wise, anyway)
    Next Up: Security+, 291?

    Enrolled in Masters program: CS 2011 expected completion
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  • Lee HLee H Member Posts: 1,135
    well there goes my plan to bazooka some planes as they take off

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  • dynamikdynamik Banned Posts: 12,312 ■■■■■■■■■□
    Lee H wrote:
    well there goes my plan to bazooka some planes as they take off

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    I know you're joking, but you probably just got added to the terrorist watch list icon_lol.gif
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  • Lee HLee H Member Posts: 1,135
    dynamik wrote:
    Lee H wrote:
    well there goes my plan to bazooka some planes as they take off

    icon_lol.gif

    I know you're joking, but you probably just got added to the terrorist watch list icon_lol.gif


    Will hold off on the semtex order then, icon_lol.gif
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  • dynamikdynamik Banned Posts: 12,312 ■■■■■■■■■□
    This little exchange reminds me of this: http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_the_watch_list_1_8056.php (NSFW language)
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