Good for a Laugh - Job ad

100% travel position

- Candidates can sit anywhere near a major airport

-ACTIVE SECRET CLEARANCE is a must

*A+, Net+ are good to have
*Military Experience is a plus as well
*All expenses paid for by Apex...meals, parking, and gas: candidates are reimbursed for on a weekly basis

15 an hour. Lmao

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empc4000xl

might wanna check it out. They might be willing to pay some big per diem.

networker050184

Hey I'd just sit next to an airport for $15 an hour.... Sounds fairly simple.

LarryDaMan

networker050184 wrote:

Hey I'd just sit next to an airport for $15 an hour.... Sounds fairly simple.

It takes a special kind of person to do a simple job. I've had simple jobs in the past, and it is easy to get lazy and turn into a worthless pile of crap...

skrpune

sounds like a position stalking airports or trying to "listen in" on wifi networks or traffic tower communications at airports or something of the like. Kinda creepy.

networker050184

skrpune wrote:

sounds like a position stalking airports or trying to "listen in" on wifi networks or traffic tower communications at airports or something of the like. Kinda creepy.

Yeah, they want military experience so if you get busted you won't crack under interrogation!!

LarryDaMan

skrpune wrote:

sounds like a position stalking airports or trying to "listen in" on wifi networks or traffic tower communications at airports or something of the like. Kinda creepy.

Nah, that seems too special for only $15 an hour and they only require a SECRET clearance. Probably just a creative HR person. Likely something mundane and not real counter intelligence work. I don't have any good guesses though, maybe tech support for air marshals? Who knows?

skrpune

alright, I'm getting more and more curious about this now...someone has to take one for the team and apply for the job to get the inside info!

Lee H

well there goes my plan to bazooka some planes as they take off

dynamik

Lee H wrote:

well there goes my plan to bazooka some planes as they take off

I know you're joking, but you probably just got added to the terrorist watch list

Lee H

dynamik wrote:

Lee H wrote:

well there goes my plan to bazooka some planes as they take off

I know you're joking, but you probably just got added to the terrorist watch list

Will hold off on the semtex order then,

dynamik

This little exchange reminds me of this: http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_the_watch_list_1_8056.php (NSFW language)