That machine has been a reliable gateway for a company for years. They can't even remember it being down ever. They also didn't know the password for it. I used an Acronis boot CD to image the drive and run the SAM database through
ophcrack to get it (it was a variation of their address). I tried to change the password, but I got a registry error because there was no free disk space. It was hard to choose what to sacrifice, but in the end, media player got sent to a better place. This was one of the funnier/more amazing things I've come across and just thought I'd pass it along