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dynamik

Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized barstool - CNN.com

Netwurk

Now that's funny.

Maybe he can go on Conan and demonstrate his driving technique

paintb4707

I remember watching a guy on TruTV get a DUI while driving a tractor that only tops 8mph. Kind of ridiculous if you ask me. Also saw another one that was riding a horse.