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fun junos command
here's a lesser known cmd for those looooooong junos nights. like right now. neeeeeedzzz the zzzzzzzzs. 
me@hostname-re0> show version and haiku
Hostname: hostname-re0
Model: t1600
<snip>
My session is dead:
Forgot to commit confirm.
Where are my car keys?
{master}
me@hostname-re0>
yea baby, t1600
but this cmd works on anything running junos, and there's new goodies with each new version.
Here's a few more examples
Help me, Obi-Wan
I just saw Episode Two
You're my only hope
IS-IS screams,
BGP peers are flapping:
I want my mommy!
3am; darkness;
Maintenance window closing.
Safety net: rollback.
Weeks of studying,
Days of lab exercises:
JNCIE.
Enjoy the hunt
me@hostname-re0> show version and haiku
Hostname: hostname-re0
Model: t1600
<snip>
My session is dead:
Forgot to commit confirm.
Where are my car keys?
{master}
me@hostname-re0>
yea baby, t1600
but this cmd works on anything running junos, and there's new goodies with each new version.Here's a few more examples
Help me, Obi-Wan
I just saw Episode Two
You're my only hope
IS-IS screams,
BGP peers are flapping:
I want my mommy!
3am; darkness;
Maintenance window closing.
Safety net: rollback.
Weeks of studying,
Days of lab exercises:
JNCIE.
Enjoy the hunt
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networker050184
Mod Posts: 11,962 Mod
I particularly liked this one:
Haiku springs from life
Like worms spring from fresh roadkill
Well, maybe not quiteAn expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made. -
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Aldur
Member Posts: 1,460
that was a long night, wasn't it?
A long night/day and for some reason I'm really not tired.... "Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool."
-Bender