here's a lesser known cmd for those looooooong junos nights. like right now. neeeeeedzzz the zzzzzzzzs.

me@hostname-re0> show version and haiku
Hostname: hostname-re0
Model: t1600
<snip>
My session is dead:
Forgot to commit confirm.
Where are my car keys?
{master}
me@hostname-re0>
yea baby, t1600

but this cmd works on anything running junos, and there's new goodies with each new version.
Here's a few more examples
Help me, Obi-Wan
I just saw Episode Two
You're my only hope
IS-IS screams,
BGP peers are flapping:
I want my mommy!
3am; darkness;
Maintenance window closing.
Safety net: rollback.
Weeks of studying,
Days of lab exercises:
JNCIE.
Enjoy the hunt