Bling bling bling

Enforcer · June 2003

headed West on North street, which was strange because North street as it's name suggests goes North.

2lazybutsmart · June 2003

but because London is either East London or West London, people traveling usually refer to which part of London they're heading rather than which direction the road really goes.

And so they drove down Oxford St. and took a right turn into Regent St. They drove for a couple of minutes...

"OK, there it is" said the cab driver, pointing at a large building with the stub of his rather massive cigar. "There is The Enforcer Psychiatrist"

"Thanks, thanks for the help"

"No problem Good Luck" said the cab driver

So he went into the large building, and there sat a women whose face looked very familiar to him.

"Um.. Excuse me, not that I’m in the right place, I need to see the Enforcer Psychiatrist" said Good Luck

"You’re in the right place and you’re the right person. Name please" said the receptionist

"Umm Good Luck"

"Well, Good Luck, do you an appointment with the psychiatrist today?

"No"

"Well, you'll be given a notice ASAP. You're currently the 24876th person. So that'll take a month or so"

"Damn!, I never thought....

Enforcer · June 2003

wait a minute, that face, it was, it was the lady who had given him the envelope in the first place.

"hang on miss, didn't you give me this envelope?" he said producing a brown envelope with some scorch marks down the outside.

"no sir not me sir"

"but, I'm sure it was"

"where did you say you had come from?"

"I didn't"

"OK let me rephrase that, Where the $&*&%^ did you come from?"

"Oh, Ok er sorry, from New York, 5th avenue"

"Ah that explains it then, you were given that envelope by my twin sister Phoebe, you should have been careful, she has 'Friends' you know"

"Oh right"

"seeing as your a friend of my sis, I'll move you along in the queue, in fact I think the doctor will see you after that gentleman there, please take a seat"

"where to?"

"What?"

"He's on second"

"Who?"

"First base"

"Hang on, I think the doc will see you now"

and just at the moment a large Oak door swung on it's hinges, and

2lazybutsmart · June 2003

there stood a middle sized middle aged man.

"Come on in" said the doctor.

Once they were seated

"What is your problem and why have you travelled all the way from New York to London?" asked the doctor

"Do you know Who?" said Good Luck

"No" said the doc.

"Well he plays for the yanks"

"Who plays for the yanks" said the doc

"Yes" said Good Luck

"Wait.....

2lazybutsmart · June 2003

wait." said the doctor "I don't know who plays for the yanks.. You’re getting me confused"

"Well yes, if you don't know who plays for the yanks, then that's exactly what I’m telling you. Who plays for the yanks and Who's the best player" said Good Luck.

"A touch" said the doc "A distinct touch, my Dear Good Luck. Even those who are suffering from mental disorder drive people crazy"

"OK, doc, cut the poetry” said Good Luck “I’ve come over here to consult you about this letter" he said placing the envelop on the doctors table. "Now if you can help me figure out what's going on, I'll be indebted to you" he added.

The doctor looked at the envelope turning it over and over with his fingers murmuring to himself that which only his inner soul could possibly hear. After a minute examination, he opened the envelope and read the letter. At first glance he exclaimed "This! This is........

Enforcer · June 2003

blank, it's blank, what am I supposed to make of it?

2lazybutsmart · June 2003

I don't know... I don't know..

Enforcer · June 2003

he's on third base, but what's that got to do with the letter/

2lazybutsmart · June 2003

who said anything about what's that?

"What?" said the doc.

"Well what's on second base, but who said anything about what's that"

"What's What?" said the doctor.

Webmaster · June 2003

"What's what is his sister..., how do you know her and what's that?"

"and what has he got to do with the letter?"

Enforcer · June 2003

what's that is what's whats' fiancee, we are all a bit worried, becasue she is not taking her future husband name, but is instaed hyphenating it, so she wil be known as whats that what, not to be confused with the singer was not was.

"lemon juice " shouted a man in the crowd

"whats that?" said the doctor

"No! my name is Do what" said Do what

"Ok do what about lemon juice?" said the doctor

"pour lemon juice on the letter and it will reveal the hidden words" said do what

The doctor took one of lemons he normally uses for when he does his ice and a slice in his G&T and squeezed it over the letter.

gradually letters started to form, which looked like . . .

Webmaster · June 2003

small 1s and 0s grouped together per 8 character.

"What am I supposed to make of that!?"

"It makes no sense at all!"

2lazybutsmart · June 2003

"well it will if you guys get bellboy down here to take a look at it" said a figure that emerged from the dark.

"What? the bellhop at the hotel?" said the doctor

"No No No" said enforcer. for it was he who emerged as if from nowhere.

"Bellboy. Bellboy is his name." said enforcer

"He's our A+ form moderator and he's real good in 1's and 0's" said enforcer

"You mean the form modulator" said another guy who emerged again from the darkness as if from nowhere

"No No" said enforcer. "We don't have form modulators here in techexams"

"But....

2lazybutsmart · July 2003

"bellboy doesn't really have time to fool around. He's quite a busy man. With all the exams he's preparing and all the forums he's moderating.... he's quite busy" said Webmaster.

"But I think I can help you guys" said Webmaster

"This....

Webmaster · July 2003

"seems to have a pattern in it..."

"It almost seems like... like subnetting

"

"Wait there's some ascii in it as well..."

"Let me see.... .. ... .... .. ... I got it!"

"It says: 40 47 N 73 58 W"

"I know what that is! It's..."

2lazybutsmart · July 2003

"it's the latitude/longtitude coordinates of...."

Webmaster · July 2003

"a place on the other side of the pond."

"It think it's..."

jonhiker · July 2003

suddenly, a line of Rockettes came dancing across the in front.

"that's it, it's New York, New York!".....

Webmaster · July 2003

"yes, I'm sure now, it is New York."

"Central Park to be correct!"

"I wonder if those friends have anything to do with it..."

Enforcer · July 2003

"But where's the apple?"

"What apple?"

"it's supposed to be the big apple, so where's the big apple?"?"

Webmaster · July 2003

"There's is simply no apple."

"They've switched to IBM compatible."

Enforcer · July 2003

I heard the man from apple say "I ate tree, sex? no thanks"

why did he eat a tree and who offered him sex?

2lazybutsmart · July 2003

cuz that's the very purpose he went to see a psychiatrist. His neocortex brain wasn't really getting enough exercise so Mary was...

Enforcer · August 2003

was woken by her alarm clock (Bling, Bling, bling)

It had all been a dream.

She sat up and looked out the bedroom window, that's funny I don't remember that being there last night.

'that' was . . . . .

RussS · August 2003

Enforcer sitting on her window sill dressed in B&D gear ......

"Oh my gawd" she thought, "was I really that plastered last night?"

longshot · August 2003

That comment interupted Enforcer from hacking the New York Power Grid on his "Speak and Spell". He turns and says.....

Enforcer · August 2003

I am your MCSE Godfather and can grant you 3 wishes, as long as they are IT MCSE related.

RussS · August 2003

She thought real hard and said ...........

for my first wish there would be nothing but 'nix security alerts on the internet .......

2lazybutsmart · August 2003

and I'd like you to put these lights back on.... I just can't see a thing in this total darkness.

Enforcer · August 2003

The MCSE Godfather walked over to the light switch and flicked it to the on position.

"Now that was easy" he said "Now this linus person, if you want me to put out an APB with the local cops for him, I will need some more details about him"

Bling bling bling

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