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5 friends you need at work

Bokeh

5 friends you should have at work - Manage Your Life on Shine - Look who's numero uno?

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hypnotoad

#6: Cafe/Cafeteria manager

HeroPsycho

"Thanks for the candy!"

the_Grinch

I think the janitor/maintenance man should be #1.

tiersten

The security guard at the front.

dynamik

The hot secretary who needs tech support at home?

tiersten

dynamik wrote: »

The hot secretary who needs tech support at home?

#include <yourmomjoke.h>

Pash

tiersten wrote: »

#include <yourmomjoke.h>

I see what you did there, its so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

My favourite friend at work is me.

GT-Rob

Id like to be more than a friend with #4...

Paul Boz

I just get all of my friends jobs. It sure makes having five friends at work a breeze.

tiersten

Pash wrote: »

I see what you did there, its so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

My favourite friend at work is me.

Well it was going to be stddynamiksmomjoke.h but I thought that was a little too long and some people might think it say STD...

tiersten

Generally be nice to people you work with and for. Don't be an ass because you don't know if you'll ever need a favour from them in the future. Saying that, don't also be spineless who gives into every demand...

dynamik

Paul Boz wrote: »

I just get all of my friends jobs. It sure makes having five friends at work a breeze.

That implies that you have friends...

tiersten

dynamik wrote: »

That implies that you have friends...

I've got plenty of friends. They all want me to watch their webcam and help them move $10,000,000 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) out of the country because they're the ex president's best friend's cousin's dog sitter.