Man swallows Flash Drive to hide evidence

veritas_libertasveritas_libertas Member Posts: 5,746 ■■■■■■■■■■
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Favorite Quote: A Kingston executive said it was unclear if stomach acid could damage one of their drives. "As you might imagine, we have no actual experience with someone swallowing a USB,"


Giga-Biter In Obstruction Charge - March 2, 2010
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  • HeroPsychoHeroPsycho Inactive Imported Users Posts: 1,940
    veritas_libertas wrote: »
    Favorite Quote: A Kingston executive said it was unclear if stomach acid could damage one of their drives. "As you might imagine, we have no actual experience with someone swallowing a USB,"


    Giga-Biter In Obstruction Charge - March 2, 2010

    Should have bought an IronKey. icon_cool.gif
    Good luck to all!
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  • Mrock4Mrock4 Banned Posts: 2,359 ■■■■■■■■□□
    My hero :) ...
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  • RobertKaucherRobertKaucher Member Posts: 4,299 ■■■■■■■■■■
    doctors--concerned that the drive was not compatible with the suspect's GI tract

    Live it... LOL
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  • tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Eww. I pity the poor IT person that has to deal with that drive afterwards.
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  • veritas_libertasveritas_libertas Member Posts: 5,746 ■■■■■■■■■■
    RobertKaucher wrote: »
    doctors--concerned that the drive was not compatible with the suspect's GI tract

    Live it... LOL

    GI tract was only USB 1.1, or maybe it IEEE 1394 compatible... icon_lol.gif
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  • HeroPsychoHeroPsycho Inactive Imported Users Posts: 1,940
    veritas_libertas wrote: »
    GI tract was only USB 1.1, or maybe it IEEE 1394 compatible... icon_lol.gif

    Or maybe the dude was old, and his stomach was running Windows 3.11...
    Good luck to all!
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  • AhriakinAhriakin Member Posts: 1,799 ■■■■■■■■□□
    I think he's now experiencing Firewire.
    We responded to the Year 2000 issue with "Y2K" solutions...isn't this the kind of thinking that got us into trouble in the first place?
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  • veritas_libertasveritas_libertas Member Posts: 5,746 ■■■■■■■■■■
    Ahriakin wrote: »
    I think he's now experiencing Firewire.

    Harsh... icon_tongue.gif
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  • arwesarwes Member Posts: 633 ■■■□□□□□□□
    See, this was in that Edward Norton Hulk movie. He swallowed the drive and hours later barfed it up and everything was fine. I submitted that to the Mythbusters and what do they pick? The stupid assed "curving bullets" crap from Wanted. Everybody and Dynamiks mom asked for that. My contention is that during the time that passed in the movie, that thumb drive would've been too far in the digestion process (if it wasn't lodged) to be retrieved by upchucking. Also, I'm curious as to what the stomach acids would do to the circuitry.
    [size=-2]Started WGU - BS IT:NDM on 1/1/13, finished 12/31/14
    Working on: Waiting on the mailman to bring me a diploma
    What's left: Graduation![/size]
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  • eMeSeMeS Member Posts: 1,875 ■■■■■■■■■□
    arwes wrote: »
    Dynamiks mom...

    Ella traga
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  • Hyper-MeHyper-Me Banned Posts: 2,059
    RobertKaucher wrote: »
    doctors--concerned that the drive was not compatible with the suspect's GI tract

    Live it... LOL

    "If you swallow the device into a human that is USB 2.0 compatible, you will experience improved bowel performance"
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  • msteinhilbermsteinhilber Member Posts: 1,480 ■■■■■■■■□□
    eMeS wrote: »
    Ella traga

    She must do that just for you, I've never been so fortunate icon_sad.gif
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