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jibbajabbajibbajabba Member Posts: 4,317 ■■■■■■■■□□
Dude: "Sorry, can you help, forgot how PARTED works, need to add that disk and can't manage that"
Me: " <Sarcasm> I wish we'd have a Linux certified guru here </Sarcasm>"
Dude: "haha, can you help"
Me: *logs in* "Dude, this is a LVM"
Dude: "Ah ... ok ... so ...."
Me: "So sod off and google it yourself"

Man ... how annoying ....
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    tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Mmm... I'd be more worried about the fact he was a few minutes from blowing away your LVM PVs with parted.
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    jibbajabbajibbajabba Member Posts: 4,317 ■■■■■■■■□□
    tiersten wrote: »
    Mmm... I'd be more worried about the fact he was a few minutes from blowing away your LVM PVs with parted.

    It is a virtual machine - that made it worse because

    Me: "You know our policy to create snapshots when messing with disks right"
    Dude:" Yes"
    Me: "There is no snapshot"
    Dude:" Oh"

    I am in the wrong job I think ... can't handle people like that anymore .. I am too old for this lol
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    tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Gomjaba wrote: »
    I am in the wrong job I think ... can't handle people like that anymore .. I am too old for this lol
    Yeah. This isn't just cluelessness but dangerous incompetence which is another thing entirely. I'm surprised you've not been hitting your head against the wall!

    Tell this guy to go sit in the corner quietly and to never ever touch anything again :D
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    UnixGuyUnixGuy Mod Posts: 4,565 Mod
    usually we don't allow those people to touch hard drives icon_rolleyes.gif

    Wait is the "dude" a customer of your company ???
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    bertiebbertieb Member Posts: 1,031 ■■■■■■□□□□
    tiersten wrote: »
    Tell this guy to go sit in the corner quietly and to never ever touch anything again :D

    Apart from the kettle :)
    The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they are genuine - Abraham Lincoln
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    tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    bertieb wrote: »
    Apart from the kettle :)
    Ah yes. +1
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    veritas_libertasveritas_libertas Member Posts: 5,746 ■■■■■■■■■■
    Gomjaba wrote: »
    It is a virtual machine - that made it worse because

    Me: "You know our policy to create snapshots when messing with disks right"
    Dude:" Yes"
    Me: "There is no snapshot"
    Dude:" Oh"

    I am in the wrong job I think ... can't handle people like that anymore .. I am too old for this lol


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    Yikes! The scary part is that I recognize these people.
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    tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    Yikes! The scary part is that I recognize these people.
    It sounds suspiciously like a couple of the field engineers that I've had visit in the past. Usually they're great and know exactly what they're doing but I've gotten a few where they should be renamed field monkeys because they're just there bashing on the keyboard hoping for something to happen.
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    DevilsbaneDevilsbane Member Posts: 4,214 ■■■■■■■■□□
    tiersten wrote: »
    Tell this guy to go sit in the corner quietly and to never ever touch anything again :D

    Where do I apply for this job? Don't get me wrong, I love to dig into things. But if I could be paid to go back to kindergarten, that would be even better.
    Decide what to be and go be it.
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