April Fool's Day 2011

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  • DevilWAHDevilWAH Member Posts: 2,997 ■■■■■■■■□□
    crrussell3 wrote: »
    Been getting some of my users with the following:

    psexec \\computername -i rundll32.exe user32.dll,SwapMouseButton
    psexec \\computername -i rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation


    now you need to do this one correctly

    put it in a batch file and run it on a 20 second loop.

    that gives them jsut about enough time to work out how to unlock the computer before locking it up again.

    or also fun

    find mute.exe and vol.exe (search google)

    psexec [URL="file://\\pcname"]\\pcname[/URL] -c mute.exe
    psexec [URL="file://\\pcname"]\\pcname[/URL] -c vol.exe 100
    psexec [URL="file://\\pcname"]\\pcname[/URL] mplayer *****.wav

    either copy wave across or use a default one like the windows start up sound. (best if you put the commands above in a batch file, and copy that across along with the wav file. then kick it of with psexec)

    also make sure to add the "no user interaction" switch for the mplayer part with psexec so they have to open up task manager to stop it..

    If you are feeling really brave, you have a list of all the PC's in the office in a text file, and get a batch file to cycle through them all.

    30PC's all playing "ride of the valceries" at full volume!!!
    Be warned it makes a din and

    jsut remember to carry it out on your PC as well so people don't relise it was you!

    :):)
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