1st of all, a BIG THANK YOU, to everybody who helped me with my "Extreme Resume Makeover" as 1 person put it.

I sent my new and improved 2 page resume to just 1 Fortune 500 company on Tuesday at 6 AM. Yesterday at 3:30 PM I got an e-mail from their HR asking to schedule a phone screening with me Monday morning.
Since it was just a screening, I wasn't all that excited yet, I figured I'd need to pass the screening before I'd get an actual interview. I replied back to schedule it. Then today I got an e-mail from the hiring manager (with the HR person CC'd) asking to setup an initial phone interview on Monday afternoon!
When I applied for the position, I thought it was going to be a shot in the dark, the listing was over 3 weeks old. However it was the only job listing I found in my casual search that made me think "Wow, I'd really like to have that job, and it matches my qualifications perfectly!" It's a huge company with over 70k employees that is celebrating their 100th year in business this year. I'm so excited! I can't believe the 1st place I sent my new resume to wants to interview me!