But I bought the Sybex LPIC-1 book from Amazon tonight (after a couple drinks). Before long I'll be worthy. Maybe.
I have no idea If I'll ever take the exam, but I've been playing with Ubuntu for 4 years and after trying to uninstall some wifi drivers on one of my desktops and failing miserably I realized I suck.

I realisex in my half soberness that there are two types of people in this world.. Those who can bash, and those who can't..