I just wanted to get some opinion and have a little fun

Yeah I know I am boring

Here are a couple I thought about.
CCNA
Windows 7
CISSP
PMP
I left ITIL V3 expert off because it requires several test. I also didn't go to deep into Microsoft because those usually require several exams as well.
I don't know enough about the storage certifications or the security ones other than the CISSP to comment. I am very interesting to see some answers.
So........ Which certification would it be?