The joys of marraige

coty24

dustinmurphy wrote: »

My wife calls me out on something COMPLETELY different....

She says that everyone else's computer comes before hers... LOL

She complains about how "slow" her computer is... and wants me to fix it, however I'm working on THE SAME hardware/software combo as she is (I even gave up a gig of ram to appease her) and she won't take the advice that it's something she's doing or a program she is running (I've been over it a thousand times... can't find any malware or anything that makes it slow). She has ALWAYS (for the last 10 years) complained that her computer is slow... and mine is always faster. Well, that's because she just surfs the net and I do more (well, I DID more.. until recently) So, a few years ago, I bought us both the EXACT same laptop... (then upgraded mine from 2GB to 4GB of RAM... she got something else instead)... still complaining.

Sometimes there's nothing we can do. LOL

Edit: When she asks me some off-the-wall question... and I don't have an answer ready for her (or the answer is too drawn out to explain) and I say "I don't know"... she says... "Well, you're in IT, it's your JOB to know." LOL...

Hilarious! My wife says the exact same thing!

JDMurray

badrottie wrote: »

Happy wife, happy life.

"If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"

JDMurray

vCole wrote: »

FYI - a woman invented the compiler and the COBOL language. (As well as the circular saw, windshield wiper, and Kevlar to name a few).

And Liquid Paper too!

Mishra

badrottie wrote: »

Happy wife, happy life.

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Ditto.

Turgon

Mishra wrote: »

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Ditto.

hehehe..I will take happy wife over no CCIE anyday. She doesn't want me locked away doing it, sees little enough of me as it is with my work.

Love your wife, like your job, or live alone.