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Network Jokes...
So I don't remember where I read this one but it cracks me up:
An LSA type 1 walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "here ya go! Sit anywhere you like, but you have to stay in the area"... baDUMtshhhhh...
It made me think, anyone have any other ridiculously nerdy jokes out there?
An LSA type 1 walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "here ya go! Sit anywhere you like, but you have to stay in the area"... baDUMtshhhhh...
It made me think, anyone have any other ridiculously nerdy jokes out there?
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Do not, I repeat DO NOT attempt to use this joke on a woman you are trying to pick up.An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made. -
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Found this online:
An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him. -
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Q: How do you catch the ether bunny?
A: With an ethernet
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My Girlfriend at the time was having a problems in the toilet. So Me being me; I held my nose and walked into the bathroom:
I looked at her, "Are you having problems passing your packets?".
She yelled saying, "Don't come in here!"
I told her, "You need more fiber-Optics in your network!"
.She was not amused.
.I slept on the couch.
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After finding this thread I absolutely had to search for these. I found this one and lol'ed out of my chair.
Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP,
And on this network, he had some packets, EIGRP,
With a SYN-ACK here and an SYN-ACK there,
Here SYN-ACK, there a SYN-ACK, everywhere a SYN-ACK,
Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP.Pending:
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An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”Pain Gauge - my electro-industrial music project -
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There are some pretty good haiku in JunOS. ("sh ver and haiku")Non-native English speaker -
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Saw this one on a twitter feed a couple of days ago
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OH i am a nerd for getting them, and even more so that they make me smile.. I so need to get out more..- If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. Albert Einstein
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Roguetadhg wrote: »I told her, "You need more fiber-Optics in your network!"
Heh, we had a running joke here at my company between all the I.T. staff about fiber. Basically one guy didn't know a whole lot and said we should run fiber to all the computers to make them faster. So any time we had an issue, we would say "Does anyone have a fiber cable?" or "Must be the fiber connection" Something along those lines. More of an inside joke to get I suppose.
Aside from that, Iristheangle's joke/meme was really the only one I got. Some of these others just went over my head. -
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AHAHAHA These are what I needed on a Friday morning... Holy crap that IPv6 joke had me ROLLING same with EIGRP. Freaking HILARIOUS -
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Roguetadhg wrote: »I don't always test my code.
But when I do, I do it in Production.
haha I like this one the best.ιlι..ιlι.
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Roguetadhg wrote: »I don't always test my code.
But when I do, I do it in Production.
This one's a running joke around here
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The level of nerdism in this thread is off the charts
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Your mamma so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in real time.IT guy since 12/00
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If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
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This is awesome. I really enjoyed all these jokes. So far the only one I didn't know was the JunOS Haikus. And sorry guys; [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]I had an ethernet joke, but someone else told it at the same time, so I exponentially backed off and tried again.[/FONT]2013 Goals: [x] Sec+ [x] CCNA []Proj+ []OSCP
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And sorry guys; I had an ethernet joke, but someone else told it at the same time, so I exponentially backed off and tried again.
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My boss once told me to move everything to the cloud, and then I punched him in the f$%#king face.
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My boss once told me to move everything to the cloud, and then I punched him in the f$%#king face.
Yes, that is my joke.
I got almost all the jokes in this thread. A lot were funny.
But the above was the only one that made me actually laugh out loud.Goals for 2018:
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Wanna here a joke about UDP? Ya. You wouldn't get it.
Wanna here a Joke about TCP? Ya. Did you get it. Did you get it. Did you get it. Did you get it.
Thats the best I got folks.
