Network Jokes...

f0rgiv3n

So I don't remember where I read this one but it cracks me up:

An LSA type 1 walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "here ya go! Sit anywhere you like, but you have to stay in the area"... baDUMtshhhhh...


It made me think, anyone have any other ridiculously nerdy jokes out there?

networker050184

Do not, I repeat DO NOT attempt to use this joke on a woman you are trying to pick up.

Iristheangel

I loved this meme Not really a joke but it made me laugh

cgrimaldo

awesome Iris! haha

YFZblu

Found this online:

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

paul78

Q: How do you catch the ether bunny?
A: With an ethernet

Roguetadhg

My Girlfriend at the time was having a problems in the toilet. So Me being me; I held my nose and walked into the bathroom:
I looked at her, "Are you having problems passing your packets?".
She yelled saying, "Don't come in here!"
I told her, "You need more fiber-Optics in your network!"



.She was not amused.



.I slept on the couch.

kremit

After finding this thread I absolutely had to search for these. I found this one and lol'ed out of my chair.

Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP,
And on this network, he had some packets, EIGRP,
With a SYN-ACK here and an SYN-ACK there,
Here SYN-ACK, there a SYN-ACK, everywhere a SYN-ACK,
Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP.

Reseven

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

Sett

There are some pretty good haiku in JunOS. ("sh ver and haiku")

blargoe

Saw this one on a twitter feed a couple of days ago

Q: What has feathers and says "Pieces of 7, Pieces of 7"...?
A: A Parrot-y error.

RobertKaucher

I've got 2^n problems but a bit aint one.

DevilWAH

OH i am a nerd for getting them, and even more so that they make me smile.. I so need to get out more..

Death Dream

Roguetadhg wrote: »

I told her, "You need more fiber-Optics in your network!"

Heh, we had a running joke here at my company between all the I.T. staff about fiber. Basically one guy didn't know a whole lot and said we should run fiber to all the computers to make them faster. So any time we had an issue, we would say "Does anyone have a fiber cable?" or "Must be the fiber connection" Something along those lines. More of an inside joke to get I suppose.

Aside from that, Iristheangle's joke/meme was really the only one I got. Some of these others just went over my head.

Roguetadhg

I don't always test my code.
But when I do, I do it in Production.

f0rgiv3n

AHAHAHA These are what I needed on a Friday morning... Holy crap that IPv6 joke had me ROLLING same with EIGRP. Freaking HILARIOUS

Shanman

Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laughs and keep them coming.

VAHokie56

Roguetadhg wrote: »

I don't always test my code.
But when I do, I do it in Production.

haha I like this one the best

pitviper

Roguetadhg wrote: »

I don't always test my code.
But when I do, I do it in Production.

This one's a running joke around here

rsutton

The level of nerdism in this thread is off the charts

blargoe

Your mamma so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in real time.

Mishra

If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?

Computers are like air-conditioning, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

chrisone

pitviper wrote: »

This one's a running joke around here

classic

demonfurbie

ThinkGeek :: Most Interesting Coder

yoshiiaki

This is awesome. I really enjoyed all these jokes. So far the only one I didn't know was the JunOS Haikus. And sorry guys; [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]I had an ethernet joke, but someone else told it at the same time, so I exponentially backed off and tried again.[/FONT]

Apollo80

yoshiiaki wrote: »

And sorry guys; I had an ethernet joke, but someone else told it at the same time, so I exponentially backed off and tried again.

Nice one! It hit me about 5 seconds after reading it.

phoeneous

My boss once told me to move everything to the cloud, and then I punched him in the f$%#king face.

Yes, that is my joke.

DoubleNNs

phoeneous wrote: »

My boss once told me to move everything to the cloud, and then I punched him in the f$%#king face.

Yes, that is my joke.

I got almost all the jokes in this thread. A lot were funny.
But the above was the only one that made me actually laugh out loud.

kriscamaro68

Wanna here a joke about UDP? Ya. You wouldn't get it.
Wanna here a Joke about TCP? Ya. Did you get it. Did you get it. Did you get it. Did you get it.

Thats the best I got folks.

YFZblu

^ hahaha

pizzaboy

thanks phoeneous that was hilarious.