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  • Mike-MikeMike-Mike Member Posts: 1,860
    Roguetadhg wrote: »
    I don't always test my code.
    But when I do, I do it in Production.

    this is the only one I didn't get?
    Currently Working On

    CWTS, then WireShark
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  • ZorodzaiZorodzai Member Posts: 357 ■■■■■■■□□□
    No offence meant to anyone:

    "Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that **** sex is nice because it works on every gender."
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  • SephStormSephStorm Member Posts: 1,731 ■■■■■■■□□□
    great start to the morning. love them all. Surprisingly i get most of them. I really like the IPv6 one, as it is completely true.
    http://www.ethicalhacker.net/forums/index.php - sectestanalysis.blogspot.com
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  • MickQMickQ Member Posts: 628 ■■■■□□□□□□
    So many great laughs. My little contribution:


    Your momma's so fat, BGP can't route around her.
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  • FloOzFloOz Member Posts: 1,614 ■■■■□□□□□□
    What drug do Windows admins use the most?

    Add-A-Role
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  • ziggi138ziggi138 Member Posts: 94 ■■□□□□□□□□
    The thing about UDP jokes is I don't care if you get them or not.
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  • mapletunemapletune Member Posts: 316
    ^ LOL~~!!! XDDDD

    this is probably my favorite thread in TE hehe
    Studying: vmware, CompTIA Linux+, Storage+ or EMCISA
    Future: CCNP, CCIE
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  • apr911apr911 Member Posts: 380 ■■■■□□□□□□
    An IPv4 address walks into a bar, says to bartender “One strong CIDR please I’m exhausted!”
    Currently Working On: Openstack
    2020 Goals: AWS/Azure/GCP Certifications, F5 CSE Cloud, SCRUM, CISSP-ISSMP
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  • TheShadowTheShadow Member Posts: 1,057 ■■■■■■□□□□
    I can't believe there are no jokes about the Ether bunny yet. Wrong time of the year I guess.

    When I try to send SYNs to chicks, I don’t get any ACKs. Just FINs and RSTs,

    People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live.

    No packet is ever sent into the internet twice, for it's not the same internet and it is not the same packet.
    Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of technology?... The Shadow DO
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  • paul78paul78 Member Posts: 3,016 ■■■■■■■■■■
    TheShadow wrote: »
    I can't believe there are no jokes about the Ether bunny yet. Wrong time of the year I guess.
    You missed the earlier post but since Thanksgiving is coming up soon I do get concerned that sqrt(-1/64).
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  • MickQMickQ Member Posts: 628 ■■■■□□□□□□
    TheShadow wrote: »
    I can't believe there are no jokes about the Ether bunny yet. Wrong time of the year I guess.

    That must have been sent UDP to you.
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  • networkjutsunetworkjutsu Member Posts: 275 ■■■□□□□□□□
    Not a joke but posting it anyway.

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  • kurosaki00kurosaki00 Member Posts: 973
    lol thread
    just lol man
    meh
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  • X10MMXX10MMX Member Posts: 81 ■■□□□□□□□□
    This is a great thread!

    Broadcast your own ARP jokes, mine are only funny in the same collision domain...
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  • bigdogzbigdogz Member Posts: 881 ■■■■■■■■□□
    OK.... I am now in a part of the Applications team (and if nobody else can fix it the problem comes here).
    The first thing I ask my boss on the conference call is "So if they don't talk at layer 7 we don't work with them?"
    Everyone laughed. It was my first and last OSI layer joke. Maybe I should get another for Presentation?
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  • Snow.brosSnow.bros Member Posts: 832 ■■■■□□□□□□
    YFZblu wrote: »
    Found this online:

    An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh..... some funny stuff....
    "It's better to try and fail than to fail to try." Unkown

    "Everything is energy and that's all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics." Albert Einstein.

    2019 Goals: [ICND1][ICDN2]-CCNA
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  • Snow.brosSnow.bros Member Posts: 832 ■■■■□□□□□□
    ziggi138 wrote: »
    The thing about UDP jokes is I don't care if you get them or not.

    I am going to crack here at work
    "It's better to try and fail than to fail to try." Unkown

    "Everything is energy and that's all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics." Albert Einstein.

    2019 Goals: [ICND1][ICDN2]-CCNA
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  • paul78paul78 Member Posts: 3,016 ■■■■■■■■■■
    My new favourite joke:

    Why do IT professionals mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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  • CodeBloxCodeBlox Member Posts: 1,363 ■■■■□□□□□□
    LOL!!! I have told that one at work a few times. Some folks give me a blank stair while others get a good laugh. :)
    Currently reading: Network Warrior, Unix Network Programming by Richard Stevens
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  • misterprashantbmisterprashantb Registered Users Posts: 3 ■□□□□□□□□□
    If you are feeling lonely, ping 127.0.0.1, you will get a reply baby!!

    ipv6 bar joke was quite good..heheehe no one talks to him..LOL
    Apollo80 wrote: »
    Nice one! It hit me about 5 seconds after reading it.

    you mean CSMA CD?
    yoshiiaki wrote: »
    This is awesome. I really enjoyed all these jokes. So far the only one I didn't know was the JunOS Haikus. And sorry guys; I had an ethernet joke, but someone else told it at the same time, so I exponentially backed off and tried again.

    csma/cd
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  • Snow.brosSnow.bros Member Posts: 832 ■■■■□□□□□□
    Iristheangel wrote: »

    I loved this meme icon_smile.gif Not really a joke but it made me laugh

    Thats a good one, nice
    YFZblu wrote: »
    Found this online:


    An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

    Poor IPv6, this one cracks me up as well, good one guysicon_lol.gif
    "It's better to try and fail than to fail to try." Unkown

    "Everything is energy and that's all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics." Albert Einstein.

    2019 Goals: [ICND1][ICDN2]-CCNA
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