The Help Desk Anthem

bull313

(with apologies to The Beatles)


Help! My system's frozen
Help! All my apps are closin'
Help! Now my screen turned blue
Help!

When I was younger and quite desperate for pay

I used to work a help desk for 8 hours everyday
Users would call me up and tell me what was wrong
And now I find, I fried my mind
I worked “The Desk” too long!


Help me if you can my system's down
And rebooting didn't bring it back around
Tell me what's that awful grinding sound
Help desk please, please help me!


And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
I work in retail now avoiding PCs like the plague
But now and then the help desk sneaks into my dreams
I'm taking calls, head banging walls
I wake up with a scream!


Help me if you can my system's down
Spilled my coffee now my keyboard's full of grounds
My touchscreen laptop is gonna drown
Help desk please, please help me!


When I was younger and quite desperate for pay
I used to work a help desk for 8 hours everyday
Users would call me up and tell me what was wrong
And now I find, I fried my mind
I worked “The Desk” too long!


Help me if you can my system's down
I read virus laden emails by the pound
All my data's one big steaming mound
Help desk please, please help me!
Help me! Help me! Oooh...

Ukimokia

Love it!

That was pretty funny and not half bad written.

earweed

Good one..+1

Snow.bros

Hey man the feeling is mutual but you know, its the hard way to learn how to work. I also consider it as an initiation to get into IT Support.