I DARE you to open this thread.

OMG. A Great Opportunity. Guaranteed Huge Bucks. Millions.

I'm opening a brand new shop. I'm going to corner the market as no one else was smart enough to think of this. I'm gonna make $millions$

OK...Ready...I'm going to open a keyboard and mouse repair shop. BAMM!!! Genius huh...Geen You Us. I'm also gonna repair Beta players, CRT monitors, floppy drives and typewriters. I already have an assistant who is an expert at fixing 8 Track players and turntables.

As another HUGE money maker, I'm gonna open Pay Pal accounts...MILLIONS of them. They give you money just to open them, granted its about $.24 a pop. That ladies and gentlemen, is my ironclad, rock solid plan for making millions.

Who knows, maybe I'll invest it all in Enron or MCI.

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keatron

JDMurray

keatron wrote:

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Ditto

Non-Profit Techie

I think he has lost it

Slowhand

On a scale of one to seven, (three being the highest,) I give that money-making scheme a twelve.

crap I forgot my old pwd

you should also collect cans on the side; its as if the streets are littered with gold. lol

janmike

Absolutely Brilliant!!!!

davenport

CRAP! My IQ just dropped 5 points after reading that! With my luck I'm probably going to need that 5 points back to pass my 70-293!

Webmaster

Now there will be a keyboard and mouse repair shop on the corner of every street by Monday. Next time you should patent it before posting it.

sprkymrk

Webmaster wrote:

Next time you should patent it before posting it.

Or don't post immediately upon returning from the tavern.

vsmith3rd

LOL. Sorry. Just blowing off some steam after a tough day. Trying to keep it light.

macdude

I know IT is stressful and I knew someone in IT would have to crack, sorry it was you man. lol

RussS

macdude wrote:

I know IT is stressful and I knew someone in IT would have to crack, sorry it was you man. lol

Shoot, if you think that is bad you should check out the CCIE forum

elover_jm

Non-Profit Techie wrote:

I think he has lost it

LOL

mikej412

RussS wrote:

Shoot, if you think that is bad you should check out the CCIE forum

Everyday is a full moon in the CCIE forum..... so there really isn't anything unusual going on there because of the lunar eclipse that I noticed.

Kaminsky

How long would it take to open millions of pay pal accounts? just wondering

sprkymrk

Kaminsky wrote:

How long would it take to open millions of pay pal accounts? just wondering

With a spam-like script not long, but my question is does each paypal account need a different bank account?