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Ye Gum Noki wrote: the101s wrote: Ye Gum Noki wrote: Also, when hiring, I look at the whole person. Any DUIs? I'm not hiring you, because I need you to drive a company vehicle. Felony? Forget it. Failed a drug test? Forget it. Bad credit history? Depends on how bad. Dress bad for the interview? No! Drugs or Pot? Hah! You wouldn't believe how many different things we test for AND if the test results are "sterilized," we won't hire you. I won't hire a cigerette smoker because they spend too much time smoking outside. And it is legal to ask that in an interview. I also ask applicants to take a technical test to make sure they aren't "fudging" on their resumes. If they are, I won't hire them. thank love america hasnt invaded the rest of the world yet... ok, dui, felony. yeh, technical test - goes without saying, failed a drug test?! - how many people have never taken any drugs, dress bad - since when are i.t geeks good dressers. smoking!? love man id hate to live there, can you ask them how big their dick is? That's pretty funny. I didn't mean dress bad in a fashion sense. I meant don't show up in jeans and your WOW tee shirt. Why? Because it's a CORPORATION, big business. I am sure if you work for Google or EA, jeans are fine, but for Bank of America, Sears or Haliburtin (no wait they just left), you need to look and dress like an adult. In America, folks have to smoke outside (great law by the way) and that takes TIME. Time that you aren't working. I have a ton of **** for folks to do and smoking slows them down. As for the drug test and credit checks... yeah, too high risk. And remember on the credit, we can be flexable. So its a good thing you don't live here you poorly dressed, cigerette smoking, can't buy a new DVD player on credit, crackhead, you'd starve to death trying to find a fooking job. Oh my god, I am so sorry, but that was funny and a lot of fun to write. I am crying I am laughing so hard. So you can pay me back and I won't say anything else. Cheers, Mr. Ye
the101s wrote: Ye Gum Noki wrote: Also, when hiring, I look at the whole person. Any DUIs? I'm not hiring you, because I need you to drive a company vehicle. Felony? Forget it. Failed a drug test? Forget it. Bad credit history? Depends on how bad. Dress bad for the interview? No! Drugs or Pot? Hah! You wouldn't believe how many different things we test for AND if the test results are "sterilized," we won't hire you. I won't hire a cigerette smoker because they spend too much time smoking outside. And it is legal to ask that in an interview. I also ask applicants to take a technical test to make sure they aren't "fudging" on their resumes. If they are, I won't hire them. thank love america hasnt invaded the rest of the world yet... ok, dui, felony. yeh, technical test - goes without saying, failed a drug test?! - how many people have never taken any drugs, dress bad - since when are i.t geeks good dressers. smoking!? love man id hate to live there, can you ask them how big their dick is?
Ye Gum Noki wrote: Also, when hiring, I look at the whole person. Any DUIs? I'm not hiring you, because I need you to drive a company vehicle. Felony? Forget it. Failed a drug test? Forget it. Bad credit history? Depends on how bad. Dress bad for the interview? No! Drugs or Pot? Hah! You wouldn't believe how many different things we test for AND if the test results are "sterilized," we won't hire you. I won't hire a cigerette smoker because they spend too much time smoking outside. And it is legal to ask that in an interview. I also ask applicants to take a technical test to make sure they aren't "fudging" on their resumes. If they are, I won't hire them.
Ye Gum Noki wrote: seraphus wrote: I didn't know you could legally discriminate based on smoking. I'd like to see documentation on that... We, Americans, are the world champions of discriminating against smokers. They are in no way a scantioned minority. If you're in the US, just ask your HR toads or see sprkymrks' comments above. Mr. Ye
seraphus wrote: I didn't know you could legally discriminate based on smoking. I'd like to see documentation on that...
I am yet to meet someone who doesn't have a college degree but make over 6 figures
Ye Gum Noki wrote: Did I mention we can't have a lot of noise in the work place? "I SAID, 'NO DRUMS!!!!'" That was great Mark.
sprkymrk wrote: While I agree with the "who you know" answer, keep in mind that the right skills, the right motivation, and the right "people skills" will often get you the contacts you need with the right people. That's how you get a job by "who you know". In other words, it's not always the fact that your buddy's dad owns a company, or your uncle is a VP in a company. Instead, by having a professional attitude, positive outlook, and good networking you can make contact with the right people over time and thus you just happen to have a whole book filled with the names of people considered "who you know" people. Build bridges, don't burn them. Be sincere, not fake. Anyone can tell the difference between a car salesman who wants to be your friend until you sign the check and a real friend.
strauchr wrote: sprkymrk wrote: While I agree with the "who you know" answer, keep in mind that the right skills, the right motivation, and the right "people skills" will often get you the contacts you need with the right people. That's how you get a job by "who you know". In other words, it's not always the fact that your buddy's dad owns a company, or your uncle is a VP in a company. Instead, by having a professional attitude, positive outlook, and good networking you can make contact with the right people over time and thus you just happen to have a whole book filled with the names of people considered "who you know" people. Build bridges, don't burn them. Be sincere, not fake. Anyone can tell the difference between a car salesman who wants to be your friend until you sign the check and a real friend. Well, I was going to say the exact same thing. Some people are lucky, some people create their own luck
emmajoyce wrote: A 16 yr old kid steals two truck tires with his buddies. The tires are valued over 500 dollars thus making it a felony. The kid grows up and graduates college at age 25. Yep lets not hire him. Hes an extremely bad person. God forbid, he will probably come into my company and steal all our secrets and sell them to china. Give me a break. Thank god all mgrs arent like you.
emmajoyce wrote: Mark, one of the better posts ive seen in last 6months
Ye Gum Noki wrote: Good post, Mengo!.
Ye Gum Noki wrote: "I need a job to pay my bills while I am going to school online to finish my BA in ENGLISH so I can get out of the Tech field." What would you have done?
Ye Gum Noki wrote: But if there are two candidates for a position and they are fairly equal, I think any prudent manager will hire the non-smoker every time because the non-smoker isn't going to be out on break smoking.
Ye Gum Noki wrote: And you don't even ever have to ask if someone smokes, you can smell it on them from across the table. Sad.
Ye Gum Noki wrote: there are three things you need to get a tech job and I wll list them for you: 1) Skills 2) Skills 3) Skills
Ye Gum Noki wrote: So stop smoking
Ye Gum Noki wrote: dress nice for your interview, do a little research on the company you're interviewing with and stay focused on the job during the interview.
TechJunky wrote: I do not have a degree and make 45k a year + bonuses, company phone, paid milage, trips, etc. I was making a lot more previously but this job is much more lax and allows me to take multiple vacations a year. I dont think being successful in IT means making 6 figures. I thoroughly believe you could make 6 figures without a degree in IT, but you would have no life. I prefer to have a life and make a decent salary that pays the bills. So being successful in IT all depends on YOUR definition.
Ye Gum Noki wrote: Ok, Bro. I know I said some things to you, that I shouldn't have and I want to apoligize. And no, I'm not an alcoholic, but I have been known to sip on a few fine single malts, my current favorite being The MacAllen, 15 year old (or 18 when I can get it). Any way I wish you well in all of your endeavors and I hope there's no hard feelings. Mr. Ye
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