I watch letterman here and there and my fav part is the top 10 countdown so i'm intergrating it into this thread.
number 10.
You start to think of reasons why not to go to work
number 9.
You spend more time talking to the cleaning crew than your co-workers
number 8.
You call in sick because your just sick of the job
number 7.
Your kids pet fish died so you take bereavement days
number 6.
At lunch you complain about work before going back to work
number 5.
You meet a nice person at the bar
you had lunch at and decided to hang out with them instead of going back for the meeting.
number 4.
Your listening to gospel/church/motivational music all the way to work to stay at peace.
number 3.
Your manager asked for your opinion and you answered with "Meh"
number 2.
You arrived at work with a wife beater on with shorts and flip flops. Hoping to get sent home but it didn't work and now your planning on the next fashion statement
number 1.
You came into work and automatically got pissed when someone mentioned your name.
Disclaimer: This is strictly to be funny and not to be taken seriously. Any things listed that happen to be factual in your past /current situation or at your past/current employer are strictly coincidental and should be deemed as such.
