What do I have in my pocketses?

Next inane thread to pass the time! What's in your pockets? I have a wallet that says Princess on it in pink, my keys that have a Borders card on them that is falling apart, my wife's pink cell phone in the other pocket that I'm borrowing because the display on mine is busted, and Desert Essence tea tree oil lip balm.

Ok, your turn, run with it!

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royal

Lint

astorrs

Car/House/Office keys, Dentyne gum, change, Tumi wallet.

snadam

moths...

dynamik

undomiel wrote:

Next inane thread to pass the time! What's in your pockets? I have a wallet that says Princess on it in pink, my keys that have a Borders card on them that is falling apart, my wife's pink cell phone in the other pocket that I'm borrowing because the display on mine is busted, and Desert Essence tea tree oil lip balm.

Ok, your turn, run with it!

I totally read that as "Desert Eagle." Man, was I ever let down when I got to "lip blam."

Keys, wallet and phone for me.

networker050184

Gym shorts.... No pockets at this time.....

cacharo

Just no pants....

scheistermeister

cacharo wrote:

Just no pants....

tiersten

Wallet, keys and phone.

jbrown414

Nothing, seeing as I'm at home with some pajama pants on that don't have pockets.

Slowhand

cacharo wrote:

Just no pants....

Quit stealing my lines.

What do I have in my pockets? The hands of a certain curvy woman who, for reasons unknown, has been hanging out with me for the past few weeks.

tiersten

Slowhand wrote:

cacharo wrote:

Just no pants....

Quit stealing my lines.

What do I have in my pockets? The hands of a certain curvy woman who, for reasons unknown, has been hanging out with me for the past few weeks.

You've filled your pockets with extra fast setting high strength glue?

Slowhand

tiersten wrote:

Slowhand wrote:

cacharo wrote:

Just no pants....

Quit stealing my lines.

What do I have in my pockets? The hands of a certain curvy woman who, for reasons unknown, has been hanging out with me for the past few weeks.

You've filled your pockets with extra fast setting high strength glue?

No, no. I put the Gorilla-glue on my. . . err. . . never you mind.

wat08

There's a rocket in my pocket.

ladiesman217

lighter, a pack of cig, cellphone and keys, wallet. I'm used to it and it's like I don't feel comfortable when my pocket is empty...it's like i've lost something.

learningtofly22

a lighter, and 98 pesos.

Aldur

A banana

Slowhand

I've also got a large hadron and a black hole, but that's usually not the kind of thing I talk about in public.

ladiesman217

learningtofly22 wrote:

a lighter, and 98 pesos.

pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange

Darthn3ss

I accidentally the whole pocket, is that bad?

Essendon

A taser these days, considering the increased number of muggings in my area.

Darthn3ss

a taser? come to america.

get one of these. mugging problems solved.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol

Essendon

Yeha, I would love to have a handgun here in Australia. Strict gun laws ensure firearms are in possession of only farmers, hunters, cops and crims. My dad owns a Colt and a Beretta S 686 E (shotgun). He doesnt shoot any game but just wants to have them. I envy him greatly, but he's a very cool guy and let's me fire a few shots every now and then when we go into the Outback.

learningtofly22

ladiesman217 wrote:

learningtofly22 wrote:

a lighter, and 98 pesos.

pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange

Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade?

TechBoy22

Lets see....I have house keys, money to last me the next 2 days, my wallet, medication, my spare car key (always good to keep an extra on you) and wipes in case nature calls (i like to feel clean)

At the very bottom of all that junk, there's lint! To remind me that I need to get the hell out of my current job and make moves twrds my future.

ladiesman217

learningtofly22 wrote:

ladiesman217 wrote:

learningtofly22 wrote:

a lighter, and 98 pesos.

pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange

Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade?

A Philippines peso that seems to loose value.

Does it mean you're a mexican? Astalavista baby!

sthomas

ladiesman217 wrote:

learningtofly22 wrote:

ladiesman217 wrote:

learningtofly22 wrote:

a lighter, and 98 pesos.

pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange

Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade?

A Philippines peso that seems to loose value.

Does it mean you're a mexican? Astalavista baby!

I know this is off topic but I was just wondering what part of the Philippines are you from ladiesman?

shednik

Cell phone, keys and my wallet

ladiesman217

sthomas wrote:

ladiesman217 wrote:

learningtofly22 wrote:

ladiesman217 wrote:

learningtofly22 wrote:

a lighter, and 98 pesos.

pesos? what kind of peso? let's exchange

Mexican, I'm out here for work... one of our rigs just came over from Libya to Mexico and I'm setting up their VSAT. What you got to trade?

A Philippines peso that seems to loose value.

Does it mean you're a mexican? Astalavista baby!

I know this is off topic but I was just wondering what part of the Philippines are you from ladiesman?

I'm from central luzon. Why? Do you know someone here?