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  • Megadeth4168Megadeth4168 Posts: 2,157Member
    Small time wasting game... Only takes a couple minutes. Can you beat my brute?

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  • sagewalkintheresagewalkinthere Posts: 99Member ■■□□□□□□□□
    Best user quote ever:

    "Hey, can you guys help me, my mouse won't move."

    *pause*

    "I mean, my mouse moves, but not on the screen."
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  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned
    I know it's a day early again, but here's something to get you in the Fourth-of-July spirit: FIREWORK NUTSHOT FAILVideo (NSFW language)
  • ladiesman217ladiesman217 Posts: 416Member
    dynamik wrote: »
    I know it's a day early again, but here's something to get you in the Fourth-of-July spirit: FIREWORK NUTSHOT FAILVideo (NSFW language)

    toasted balls? icon_lol.gif
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  • kriscamaro68kriscamaro68 Senior Member Posts: 1,186Member ■■■■■■■□□□
    dynamik wrote: »

    That was freakin hilarious.
  • kriscamaro68kriscamaro68 Senior Member Posts: 1,186Member ■■■■■■■□□□
  • APAAPA Posts: 959Member
    Whoop it's Friday.... and this is my first post after 700.... ;p

    Hi-5 for me...

    That is all....

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  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned
    APA wrote: »
    Whoop it's Friday.... and this is my first post after 700.... ;p

    Hi-5 for me...

    That is all....

    Stupid Australians getting me all excited... No high-five for you icon_twisted.gif
  • LarryDaManLarryDaMan Posts: 797Member
    dynamik wrote: »
    Stupid Australians getting me all excited... No high-five for you icon_twisted.gif

    +1

    It feels like a Friday too... Long week :)
  • APAAPA Posts: 959Member
    LarryDaMan wrote: »
    +1

    It feels like a Friday too... Long week :)


    Stop agreeing with dynamik..... it's giving him a big[edit:bigger]head......

    ;)

    Happy Friday.....it's a been a long week for me as well guys.... hence I'm glad the 'always way too short, but much loved' weekend is on our doorstep!

    :p

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  • kriscamaro68kriscamaro68 Senior Member Posts: 1,186Member ■■■■■■■□□□
    just a little fun
  • DanielHughesDanielHughes Posts: 54Member ■■□□□□□□□□
    dynamik wrote: »


    ROFLMAO!!! What a great one for Friday arvo
  • DanielHughesDanielHughes Posts: 54Member ■■□□□□□□□□
    just a little fun


    Oh dear..
  • DanielHughesDanielHughes Posts: 54Member ■■□□□□□□□□
    Facebook fails

    Some are piss funny, others are obviously faked, but good for a laugh

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  • cbigbrickcbigbrick Posts: 284Member
  • KaminskyKaminsky Posts: 1,235Member
    Just got sent this.

    The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. )

    These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

    Q. Name the four seasons
    A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

    Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
    A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
    pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

    Q. How is dew formed
    A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

    Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
    A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends
    to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
    abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

    Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
    A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

    Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
    A. Very important. *** can only happen when a male gets an election

    Q. What are steroids
    A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot
    yourself now , there is little hope)

    Q. What happens to your body as you age
    A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

    Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
    A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
    (So true)

    Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
    A. Premature death

    Q. What is artificial insemination
    A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

    Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
    A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but
    brilliant)

    Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
    A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the
    abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the
    heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,
    O and U (What the *!!*???)

    Q. What is the fibula?
    A. A small lie

    Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
    A. Nearby

    Q. What is the most common form of birth control
    A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That
    would work)

    Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
    A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

    Q. What is a seizure?
    A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

    Q. What is a terminal illness
    A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

    Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
    A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

    Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its
    meaning
    A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
    (OMG)

    Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
    A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

    Q. What is a turbine?
    A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
    Kam.
  • laidbackfreaklaidbackfreak Posts: 991Member
    if I say something that can be taken one of two ways and one of them offends, I usually mean the other one :-)
  • GT-RobGT-Rob Posts: 1,090Member
    The view from the office today.

    img00047200912110842.jpg

    Wait thats not fun.
  • 120nm4n120nm4n Posts: 116Member
    GT-Rob wrote: »

    Wait thats not fun.

    It looks fun to me, but then again, I love winter...
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  • cbigbrickcbigbrick Posts: 284Member
    Bob's Big List of Disclaimers

    Bob's Big List of Disclaimers
    And in conclusion your point was.....???

    Don't get so upset...it's just ones and zeros.
  • GT-RobGT-Rob Posts: 1,090Member
    cbigbrick wrote: »
    Bob's Big List of Disclaimers

    Bob's Big List of Disclaimers

    I just scanned through it quick, and somehow #168 caught my eye...
  • XcluzivXcluziv Posts: 513Member
    GT-Rob wrote: »
    The view from the office today.

    img00047200912110842.jpg

    Wait thats not fun.

    Thats all bad....icon_sad.gif....seems like it pretty empty out there
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  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned
    You guys clearly haven't experienced the joy of a manual transmission and parking brake in an empty, snowy parking lot icon_cool.gif
  • veritas_libertasveritas_libertas Audentis Fortuna Iuvat Greenville, SC USAPosts: 5,733Member ■■■■■■■■■■
    dynamik wrote: »
    You guys clearly haven't experienced the joy of a manual transmission and parking brake in an empty, snowy parking lot icon_cool.gif

    I think you mean icy parking lots. icon_cheers.gif
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  • msteinhilbermsteinhilber Posts: 1,480Member ■■■■■■■■□□
    dynamik wrote: »
    You guys clearly haven't experienced the joy of a manual transmission and parking brake in an empty, snowy parking lot icon_cool.gif

    WRX with snow tires. Fun year around and can run circles around most other vehicles on the roads in rough conditions :D
  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned
    I think you mean icy parking lot. icon_cheers.gif

    You can get by with either. The snow packs down and you slide. A friend in high school got an F150 for $100 (that he painted street-sign yellow with the actual paint they use for the street signs), and that made for some interesting times. There is no concern for a $100 vehicle. At one point he lost fifth and reverse, but they miraculously came back a couple of weeks later icon_lol.gif
  • JDMurrayJDMurray Certification Invigilator Surf City, USAPosts: 11,128Admin Admin
    For this I had to enable Javascript? Sheeesh...

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  • rsuttonrsutton Posts: 1,029Member
    dynamik wrote: »
    You guys clearly haven't experienced the joy of a manual transmission and parking brake in an empty, snowy parking lot icon_cool.gif

    About ten years ago I took my brand new 1998 Z28 Camaro (manual 6spd) to the snow for a snowboarding trip. I had to stop about 60 miles from our destination. I did not however let that prevent me from having a good time. I was able to make it to an empty parking where I revved the 350 horse power, rear wheel drive car to about 6k RPM's and released the clutch. The wheel was completely turned. We didn't stop spinning for a long time.
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