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How to 'celebrate' dynamik's 10,000th post?
binarysoul
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For those who haven't noticed, dynamik is about to post his 10,000th post!
How are we gonna celebrate this record milestone? Ideas welcomed
Edit: This was my 700th post, kind of weird!
How are we gonna celebrate this record milestone? Ideas welcomed
Edit: This was my 700th post, kind of weird!
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Plantwiz
Mod Posts: 5,057 Mod
1. flog him 10,000 times
(wait, he may enjoy it)
2. Get him banned at 9999 so he is never allowed to post again (well, we'd miss his great commentary)
3. Have a treat at home and toast to his achievement!
Way to go dynamik!!!!
I'll go with #3...although... Plantwiz
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Psoasman
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....That is a lot of posts...awesome help on many different subjects! -
Optionsbinarysoul
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I second plantwiz!
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eMeS
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I say we continue to ignore him as we've done for the last 9000+ posts.
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Forsaken_GA
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I say we continue to ignore him as we've done for the last 9000+ posts.
MS
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dynamik
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Thirded!
However, I think we should do a drinking game where you have to take a shot for each post between now and then. Next week is going to rock
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Thirded!
However, I think we should do a drinking game where you have to take a shot for each post between now and then. Next week is going to rock
Then we can flog you
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I think eMeS may be onto something there...for 9800 posts, no one seem to notice our dynamik...now all of a sudden...he's growing up and spreading his wings
In any case, thank you to dynamik for all you have contributed! You have been very generous with your knowledge and we've all benefited by having you around this forum.Plantwiz
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"Grammar and spelling aren't everything, but this is a forum, not a chat room. You have plenty of time to spell out the word "you", and look just a little bit smarter." by Phaideaux
***I'll add you can Capitalize the word 'I' to show a little respect for yourself too.
'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.... weird? -
OptionseMeS
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Then we can flog you
I'm too afraid of the diseases that might fly off of that pale, scabby and pimpled dork to participate in the flogging.In any case, thank you to dynamik for all you have contributed! You have been very generous with your knowledge and we've all benefited by having you around this forum
Seconded. I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.
It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...
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OptionsGT-Rob
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I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.
It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...
MS
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Optionsipconfig.all
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Dynamik is a helpful person who gave up a lot of his time for this forum.
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JockVSJock
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Agreed, thanks for all you do Dynamik.ipconfig.all wrote: »Dynamik is a helpful person who gave up a lot of his time for this forum.***Freedom of Speech, Just Watch What You Say*** Example, Beware of CompTIA Certs (Deleted From Google Cached)
"Its easier to deceive the masses then to convince the masses that they have been deceived."
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veritas_libertas
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I love this forum! Man, ya never know what might happen next I am partial to the flogging
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Optionsbinarysoul
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Wow, I have just assumed he was bot all these years!
Of course he's a bot, but a smart one, one that can think and reason This is science fiction in real.... -
Optionsdynamik
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It's no big deal guys; I enjoy interacting with everyone here.
I definitely appreciate the gratitude, but I'm really not a big fan of being in the limelight. As MS and Plantwiz have demonstrated, I respond much better to abuse (either physical or emotional/psychological).
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sidsanders
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1. flog him 10,000 times (wait, he may enjoy it)
2. Get him banned at 9999 so he is never allowed to post again (well, we'd miss his great commentary)
3. Have a treat at home and toast to his achievement!
Way to go dynamik!!!!
I'll go with #3...although...
as a new guy here, ill add this: i post on another site where a guy was near 10k posts and the mods reset his post count to 0 for fun.GO TEAM VENTURE!!!! -
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Pash
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As MS and Plantwiz have demonstrated, I respond much better to abuse (either physical or emotional/psychological).
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Bokeh
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Some company already got word of his upcoming achievement, and created an action figure in his honor:
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msteinhilber
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Option 3: A freak accident causing irrecoverable loss in a specific field in the forums database. Dynamik's post count would reset to -129298383. -
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blargoe
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He only has 112 posts remaining. He has slowed down his posting rate a bit, so it might take as long as 20 minutes to get those last 112 posts.IT guy since 12/00
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Optionshypnotoad
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He only has 112 posts remaining. He has slowed down his posting rate a bit, so it might take as long as 20 minutes to get those last 112 posts.
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snadam
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I'm too afraid of the diseases that might fly off of that pale, scabby and pimpled dork to participate in the flogging.
Seconded. I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.
It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...
MS
This is like the 3rd post from you about dynamik that I lol'ed in 3 weeks,
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Slowhand
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And here I was, just planning to take him out back and shoot him. . . (they discontinued Cash for Clunkers, so we can't get our $4,500 from the government for trading him in at 10,000 posts for a newer model).
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Optionsnel
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How about 10000 lashes? Good old biblical style!
ooo wait, knowing dynamic he probably will get a kick off the lashing Xbox Live: Bring It On
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OptionsPlantwiz
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How about 10000 lashes? Good old biblical style!
ooo wait, knowing dynamic he probably will get a kick off the lashing
already suggested this (see 1st reply to this thread)...sniff...sniff...few read my posts
eMeS pointed out that dynamik wouldn't survice it though...far too frail Plantwiz
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"Grammar and spelling aren't everything, but this is a forum, not a chat room. You have plenty of time to spell out the word "you", and look just a little bit smarter." by Phaideaux
***I'll add you can Capitalize the word 'I' to show a little respect for yourself too.
'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.... weird? -
OptionsWilliamK99
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The Webmaster should reset the posting database when he gets to 9999, resetting everyone back to 0.
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Optionsdynamik
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As far as the pranks go, I think the negative number was my favorite so far. Nothing like working back to 0 from -10,000
