I CANT FIND A DATE, I DONT KNOW WHAT I"M DOING WRONG.

If you start wondering why you can't find a job, I can tell you it's probably the same reason you can't find a date. Some sunglasses and a wacko-jacko mouth cap would help... I think... it did for MJ

jpeezy55

I'll bet you look real good around 2 AM and 12 Beers in...

I just don't see why you can't get a date...You look like a member of "Cheap Girls" (refer to the movie "The Money Pit" if you missed that one...)

Hmmm...

Go Bucks

That looks like one of Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated" pictures. I sure hope you don't dilute the gene pool.

sprkymrk

A guy walks into a grocery store and buys one frozen dinner, one bottle of coke, one candy bar, and a TV Guide. The cute girl at the register smiles and says to him "I bet you're single". The guy says, "You're right. How'd you guess?".
She says "Because you're ugly".

Plantwiz

Well, try hanging out in bars. Living at home with your parents and sleeping as much as possible....girls like guys with that sort of motivation motivation

NOT!!!

sprkymrk

Here's a couple that said they would go on a date with you:

eurotrash

I laugh at you, n00b!