1 1/2 years later, two job changes, a move, a VCP5 and enough madness at home....I am donnnneeee!!!
Now I just need to find a job in the ATL area where I can use my shiny new degree.... =D

To anyone doing their MS:ISA, don't give up! If your mentor sucks, fire him/her and get one that will motivate you and push you!
(Even if you don't need it at the start, life happens and you may need it at the end!)
Anyway, thanks for the support, feedback and help the techexams community contributed to this effort!