How to 'celebrate' dynamik's 10,000th post?

For those who haven't noticed, dynamik is about to post his 10,000th post!

How are we gonna celebrate this record milestone? Ideas welcomed

Edit: This was my 700th post, kind of weird!

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Plantwiz

1. flog him 10,000 times

(wait, he may enjoy it)
2. Get him banned at 9999 so he is never allowed to post again (well, we'd miss his great commentary)
3. Have a treat at home and toast to his achievement!

Way to go dynamik!!!!

I'll go with #3...although...

Psoasman

....That is a lot of posts...awesome help on many different subjects!

binarysoul

I second plantwiz!

But I also think there should ideally be a Hall of Fame on techexams, so those who contribute significantly to the community are recognized.

eMeS

I say we continue to ignore him as we've done for the last 9000+ posts.

MS

Forsaken_GA

eMeS wrote: »

I say we continue to ignore him as we've done for the last 9000+ posts.

MS

Seconded. All in favor?

dynamik

Thirded!

However, I think we should do a drinking game where you have to take a shot for each post between now and then. Next week is going to rock

Plantwiz

dynamik wrote: »

Thirded!

However, I think we should do a drinking game where you have to take a shot for each post between now and then. Next week is going to rock

Then we can flog you

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I think eMeS may be onto something there...for 9800 posts, no one seem to notice our dynamik...now all of a sudden...he's growing up and spreading his wings

In any case, thank you to dynamik for all you have contributed! You have been very generous with your knowledge and we've all benefited by having you around this forum.

eMeS

Plantwiz wrote: »

Then we can flog you

I'm too afraid of the diseases that might fly off of that pale, scabby and pimpled dork to participate in the flogging.

Plantwiz wrote: »

In any case, thank you to dynamik for all you have contributed! You have been very generous with your knowledge and we've all benefited by having you around this forum

Seconded. I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.

It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...

MS

GT-Rob

eMeS wrote: »

I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.

It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...

MS

hahaha well done sir

ipconfig.all

Dynamik is a helpful person who gave up a lot of his time for this forum.

JockVSJock

Agreed, thanks for all you do Dynamik.

ipconfig.all wrote: »

Dynamik is a helpful person who gave up a lot of his time for this forum.

veritas_libertas

I love this forum! Man, ya never know what might happen next

I am partial to the flogging

Just kidding! Congratz Dynamik, and thanks for all the commentary!

Daniel333

Wow, I have just assumed he was bot all these years!

binarysoul

Daniel333 wrote: »

Wow, I have just assumed he was bot all these years!

Of course he's a bot, but a smart one, one that can think and reason

This is science fiction in real....

dynamik

It's no big deal guys; I enjoy interacting with everyone here.

I definitely appreciate the gratitude, but I'm really not a big fan of being in the limelight. As MS and Plantwiz have demonstrated, I respond much better to abuse (either physical or emotional/psychological).

sidsanders

Plantwiz wrote: »

1. flog him 10,000 times (wait, he may enjoy it)
2. Get him banned at 9999 so he is never allowed to post again (well, we'd miss his great commentary)
3. Have a treat at home and toast to his achievement!

Way to go dynamik!!!!

I'll go with #3...although...

as a new guy here, ill add this: i post on another site where a guy was near 10k posts and the mods reset his post count to 0 for fun.

Pash

dynamik wrote: »

As MS and Plantwiz have demonstrated, I respond much better to abuse (either physical or emotional/psychological).

If we have to match all three there are so many options!

Bokeh

Some company already got word of his upcoming achievement, and created an action figure in his honor:

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msteinhilber

Option 3: A freak accident causing irrecoverable loss in a specific field in the forums database. Dynamik's post count would reset to -129298383.

hypnotoad

his evil twin, statik, isn't going to let dynamik get that far.

blargoe

He only has 112 posts remaining. He has slowed down his posting rate a bit, so it might take as long as 20 minutes to get those last 112 posts.

hypnotoad

blargoe wrote: »

He only has 112 posts remaining. He has slowed down his posting rate a bit, so it might take as long as 20 minutes to get those last 112 posts.

DDoS every ISP in minnesota -- you will slow him down eventually! It will totally be worth it.

snadam

eMeS wrote: »

I'm too afraid of the diseases that might fly off of that pale, scabby and pimpled dork to participate in the flogging.

Seconded. I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.

It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...

MS

This is like the 3rd post from you about dynamik that I lol'ed in 3 weeks,

MY suggestion: Party in AZ!!!!!

Slowhand

And here I was, just planning to take him out back and shoot him. . . (they discontinued Cash for Clunkers, so we can't get our $4,500 from the government for trading him in at 10,000 posts for a newer model).

nel

How about 10000 lashes? Good old biblical style!

ooo wait, knowing dynamic he probably will get a kick off the lashing

binarysoul

What about sending him 10,000 spam email?

ipconfig.all

For you Dynamik
LOL

Plantwiz

nel wrote: »

How about 10000 lashes? Good old biblical style!

ooo wait, knowing dynamic he probably will get a kick off the lashing

already suggested this (see 1st reply to this thread)...sniff...sniff...few read my posts

eMeS pointed out that dynamik wouldn't survice it though...far too frail

WilliamK99

The Webmaster should reset the posting database when he gets to 9999, resetting everyone back to 0.

That would be hilarious as he starts fresh!

dynamik

As far as the pranks go, I think the negative number was my favorite so far. Nothing like working back to 0 from -10,000