How to 'celebrate' dynamik's 10,000th post?

binarysoulbinarysoul Posts: 993Member
For those who haven't noticed, dynamik is about to post his 10,000th post!

How are we gonna celebrate this record milestone? Ideas welcomed :)

Edit: This was my 700th post, kind of weird!
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  • PlantwizPlantwiz Posts: 5,057Mod Mod
    1. flog him 10,000 times ;) (wait, he may enjoy it)
    2. Get him banned at 9999 so he is never allowed to post again (well, we'd miss his great commentary)
    3. Have a treat at home and toast to his achievement!

    Way to go dynamik!!!!icon_cheers.gif

    I'll go with #3...although... ;)
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  • PsoasmanPsoasman Senior Member Posts: 2,687Member ■■■■■■■■■□
    ....That is a lot of posts...awesome help on many different subjects!
  • binarysoulbinarysoul Posts: 993Member
    I second plantwiz!

    But I also think there should ideally be a Hall of Fame on techexams, so those who contribute significantly to the community are recognized.
  • eMeSeMeS Posts: 1,875Member
    I say we continue to ignore him as we've done for the last 9000+ posts.

    MS
  • Forsaken_GAForsaken_GA Posts: 4,024Member
    eMeS wrote: »
    I say we continue to ignore him as we've done for the last 9000+ posts.

    MS



    Seconded. All in favor? :)
  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned ■■■■■■■■□□
    Thirded!

    However, I think we should do a drinking game where you have to take a shot for each post between now and then. Next week is going to rock icon_cool.gif
  • PlantwizPlantwiz Posts: 5,057Mod Mod
    dynamik wrote: »
    Thirded!

    However, I think we should do a drinking game where you have to take a shot for each post between now and then. Next week is going to rock icon_cool.gif

    Then we can flog you icon_twisted.gif

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    I think eMeS may be onto something there...for 9800 posts, no one seem to notice our dynamik...now all of a sudden...he's growing up and spreading his wings icon_thumright.gif

    In any case, thank you to dynamik for all you have contributed! You have been very generous with your knowledge and we've all benefited by having you around this forum.
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    ***I'll add you can Capitalize the word 'I' to show a little respect for yourself too.

    'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.... weird?
  • eMeSeMeS Posts: 1,875Member
    Plantwiz wrote: »
    Then we can flog you icon_twisted.gif

    I'm too afraid of the diseases that might fly off of that pale, scabby and pimpled dork to participate in the flogging.
    Plantwiz wrote: »
    In any case, thank you to dynamik for all you have contributed! You have been very generous with your knowledge and we've all benefited by having you around this forum

    Seconded. I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.

    It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...

    MS
  • GT-RobGT-Rob Posts: 1,090Member
    eMeS wrote: »
    I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.

    It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...

    MS

    hahaha well done sir ;)
  • ipconfig.allipconfig.all Posts: 428Banned
    Dynamik is a helpful person who gave up a lot of his time for this forum.

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  • JockVSJockJockVSJock Posts: 1,118Member
    Agreed, thanks for all you do Dynamik.
    Dynamik is a helpful person who gave up a lot of his time for this forum.

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  • veritas_libertasveritas_libertas CISSP, GIAC x5, CompTIA x5 Greenville, SC USAPosts: 5,735Member ■■■■■■■■■■
    I love this forum! Man, ya never know what might happen next ;) I am partial to the flogging :)

    Just kidding! Congratz Dynamik, and thanks for all the commentary!
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  • Daniel333Daniel333 Posts: 2,077Member ■■■■■■□□□□
    Wow, I have just assumed he was bot all these years!
    -Daniel
  • binarysoulbinarysoul Posts: 993Member
    Daniel333 wrote: »
    Wow, I have just assumed he was bot all these years!

    Of course he's a bot, but a smart one, one that can think and reason :) This is science fiction in real....
  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned ■■■■■■■■□□
    It's no big deal guys; I enjoy interacting with everyone here.

    I definitely appreciate the gratitude, but I'm really not a big fan of being in the limelight. As MS and Plantwiz have demonstrated, I respond much better to abuse (either physical or emotional/psychological). icon_twisted.gif icon_lol.gif
  • sidsanderssidsanders Posts: 217Member ■■■□□□□□□□
    Plantwiz wrote: »
    1. flog him 10,000 times ;) (wait, he may enjoy it)
    2. Get him banned at 9999 so he is never allowed to post again (well, we'd miss his great commentary)
    3. Have a treat at home and toast to his achievement!

    Way to go dynamik!!!!icon_cheers.gif

    I'll go with #3...although... ;)

    as a new guy here, ill add this: i post on another site where a guy was near 10k posts and the mods reset his post count to 0 for fun.
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  • PashPash Posts: 1,601Member ■■■■■□□□□□
    dynamik wrote: »
    As MS and Plantwiz have demonstrated, I respond much better to abuse (either physical or emotional/psychological). icon_twisted.gif icon_lol.gif

    If we have to match all three there are so many options!
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  • BokehBokeh Posts: 1,636Member ■■■■■■■□□□
    Some company already got word of his upcoming achievement, and created an action figure in his honor:

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  • msteinhilbermsteinhilber Posts: 1,480Member ■■■■■■■■□□
    Option 3: A freak accident causing irrecoverable loss in a specific field in the forums database. Dynamik's post count would reset to -129298383.
  • hypnotoadhypnotoad Posts: 915Banned
    his evil twin, statik, isn't going to let dynamik get that far.
  • blargoeblargoe Self-Described Huguenot NC, USAPosts: 4,171Member ■■■■■■■■■□
    He only has 112 posts remaining. He has slowed down his posting rate a bit, so it might take as long as 20 minutes to get those last 112 posts.
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  • hypnotoadhypnotoad Posts: 915Banned
    blargoe wrote: »
    He only has 112 posts remaining. He has slowed down his posting rate a bit, so it might take as long as 20 minutes to get those last 112 posts.

    DDoS every ISP in minnesota -- you will slow him down eventually! It will totally be worth it.
  • snadamsnadam Posts: 2,234Member ■■■■□□□□□□
    eMeS wrote: »
    I'm too afraid of the diseases that might fly off of that pale, scabby and pimpled dork to participate in the flogging.



    Seconded. I add that rumor has it that the average IQ in the states of Minnesota and Louisiana is about to increase as a result of him leaving one and moving to the other.

    It's so rare that these things are "win-win" for everyone involved...

    MS


    This is like the 3rd post from you about dynamik that I lol'ed in 3 weeks, icon_lol.gif

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  • SlowhandSlowhand MCSE: Cloud Platform and Infrastructure, MCSA: Windows Server 2003/2012/2016, CCNA Routing & Switchi Bay Area, CaliforniaPosts: 5,163Mod Mod
    And here I was, just planning to take him out back and shoot him. . . (they discontinued Cash for Clunkers, so we can't get our $4,500 from the government for trading him in at 10,000 posts for a newer model). icon_lol.gif

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  • nelnel Posts: 2,859Member ■□□□□□□□□□
    How about 10000 lashes? Good old biblical style! :D

    ooo wait, knowing dynamic he probably will get a kick off the lashing ;)
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  • binarysoulbinarysoul Posts: 993Member
    What about sending him 10,000 spam email? :)
  • ipconfig.allipconfig.all Posts: 428Banned
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    For you Dynamik
    LOL :D
    Im a depressed loser :sad: none wants me.
  • PlantwizPlantwiz Posts: 5,057Mod Mod
    nel wrote: »
    How about 10000 lashes? Good old biblical style! :D

    ooo wait, knowing dynamic he probably will get a kick off the lashing ;)

    icon_cry.gif

    already suggested this (see 1st reply to this thread)...sniff...sniff...few read my posts icon_sad.gif

    ;)

    eMeS pointed out that dynamik wouldn't survice it though...far too frail :)
    Plantwiz
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    "Grammar and spelling aren't everything, but this is a forum, not a chat room. You have plenty of time to spell out the word "you", and look just a little bit smarter." by Phaideaux

    ***I'll add you can Capitalize the word 'I' to show a little respect for yourself too.

    'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.... weird?
  • WilliamK99WilliamK99 Posts: 278Member
    The Webmaster should reset the posting database when he gets to 9999, resetting everyone back to 0.

    That would be hilarious as he starts fresh!
  • dynamikdynamik Posts: 12,314Banned ■■■■■■■■□□
    As far as the pranks go, I think the negative number was my favorite so far. Nothing like working back to 0 from -10,000 icon_lol.gif
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