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earweed

Good one...
I thought at first it was gonna start out with "Dear Penthouse.."

SephStorm

+1 for both of you.

ziggi138

The most epic XKCD ever!!!

RobertKaucher

The first part reminds me of the support call I put in to the local phone company for a BO's DSL. I told the guy the diagnostics I had run found an issue with the ATM link.

"With the what? Like the bank? Do you work for the bank?"
"ATM - the protocol."
"I only know TCP/IP."
"Can I have this call escelated?"
"No. There is no one else."
"Forget it. Just so you know in 15 minutes or so you guys will figure out there is an outage in Hamilton." *click*

I called back in 10 minutes trying to get another tech to escalate it:
"We are currently experiencing problems in parts of Hamilton and Fairfield..."

ATM - The bank... Give me a f***ing break.

Bl8ckr0uter

RobertKaucher wrote: »

I called back in 10 minutes trying to get another tech to escalate it:
"We are currently experiencing problems in parts of Hamilton and Fairfield..."

ATM - The bank... Give me a f***ing break.

Hmmm sounds like bell lol epic

earweed

The ATT guy I got once didn't know what ping was.

motogpman

LOL.... Our "net Eng" once told my peer when he was asked to get into the Cisco router, " I don't think you want ME in that thing..." OMG!!!!! But after 3+ years of his antics,he was atcually giving good advice. He has NO reason to be a NE let alone near a PC. Painfully ...... LONG........THREE YEARS AND COUNTING.