While studying for the CIW Database Design Specialist Exam (1D0-541), I came across this intriguing book on Amazon:
Certified Database Design Specialist Secrets To Acing The Exam and Successful Finding And Landing Your Next Certified Database Design Specialist Certified Job: Kevin Albert: 9781486160488: Amazon.com: Books
Check out the sample pages on by clicking on the image of the book. It looks like someone just wrote a hodgepodge of general exam preparation stuff in a foreign language and then used Google Translate to convert it to English. Is this the latest Amazon scam?
Scam or not, the book is a goldmine of literary gems and useful, albeit cryptic, advice, some of which are definitely spot on, like:
"The CIW Database Design Specialist track supplies introductory
vendor of no distinctive quality education for individuals..."
Surprise surprise! That's exactly what I thought of CIW!
"It's significant to adjudicate and hold onto things in perspective and discover ways of reducing tenseness if things appear to be getting
on top upper upside of you"
"Going for a use of one's feet to advance be operating or functioning or to the gym is not a waste of time it is a very valuable manner to well defined
your top person who is in charge and support your research better"
"Limit drugs Caffeine Eg beverage no doz V and other drugs Eg travel at an excessive or illegal velocity coke bestow you a having
little length elevator before making you cease operating abruptly and cause a sharp or stinging pain."
Combining a dozen eggs, coke and caffeine can certainly have an adverse effect on your "little length elevator"!
