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paul78 wrote: » Unfortunately, it may be a very short thread. There are only 10 programming jokes in the world. One of them is funny, the other is not.
TechGuy215 wrote: » Programming is like sex because... • One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. • Once you get started, you'll only stop because you're exhausted. • It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you're doing. • ...Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience. • You can do it for money or for fun. • If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak. • It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation. • Public schools don't do a very good job teaching kids about it. • It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms. • Some people are just naturally good at it. • ...But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them. • There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with. • One little thing going wrong can ruin everything. • It's a great way to spend a lunch break. • Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique. • Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't. • Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about. • You'll miss it if it's been a while since you've done it. • There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things. • It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it. • Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys. • It usually goes faster when you do it alone. • When women hear guys bragging about it, they become disgusted. • If you're not careful about how you do it, all sorts of nasty bugs can appear. • ...And debugging is annoying, painful, and very embarrassing.
NovaHax wrote: » Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?". The first string says, "I'll have a gin and tonic#MV*()>SDk+!^ &@P&]JEASegmentation Fault". The second string says, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
RobertKaucher wrote: » Overly Suave IT Guy.
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