I wanna kill myself, please help

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. I currently have mcsa server 2012, and passed 414 and 415 for desktop infrastructure in 2014... so yeah I was happy that I was finally MCSE.
And now I heard they have new mcse 2016, cloud platform and infrastructure..... and whoever had mcse server infrastructure automatically get the new one without taking extra exams!!!???? But not desktop infrastructure?
Yeah I understand I only need to take one of 10 options, but still this is total BS.
Do you guys have any advices for me? Or should I just calm down and take one of 10 exams? (Including 416 and 417.. jeez Azure one doesn't look too bad)
Sigh
And now I heard they have new mcse 2016, cloud platform and infrastructure..... and whoever had mcse server infrastructure automatically get the new one without taking extra exams!!!???? But not desktop infrastructure?
Yeah I understand I only need to take one of 10 options, but still this is total BS.
Do you guys have any advices for me? Or should I just calm down and take one of 10 exams? (Including 416 and 417.. jeez Azure one doesn't look too bad)
Sigh
Comments
If you hold MCSA: Server 2012, you can achieve MCSE: Cloud Platform and Infrastructure pass one exam from list
Calm down. If you only need to take 1 exam to get the cert then take 1 exam. Its not the end of the world.
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