I love mass emails from recruiters

thomas_

”Your experience as <Job-Title-On-LinkedIn> at Undiscosed really stood out to me, when I came across your profile on LinkedIn.”

Basically, they scraped my job title and my current company on LinkedIn and sent me a generic email.  I find it amusing because my LinkedIn profile doesn’t list an actual company just “Undisclosed” and I don’t have any information on my current job duties or accomplishments.

JDMurray

Thank you $TE_MEMBER_NAME for your posting $DISCUS_TITLE. We hope to see many more valued posts from you in the future.

N7Valiant

Eh, I could use even that right about now.

mikey88

Still a better option than recruiters insisting on getting you on the phone to waste your time.