Trying to collect some Network Engineers' jokes.

bluefin92

Dear Network Engineers, I'm trying to collect some Network Engineers' jokes, so that I can convert them into memes. I need inspiration. Can you guys help?

trojin

coworker: what's your address?

me: 173.168.15.10

coworker: no, your local address

me: 127.0.0.1

coworker: no, your physical address

me: 29:01:38:62:31:58

coworker: ...........

gumpware

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

thomas_

I will tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it...

DZA_

https://www.reddit.com/r/networking/comments/2dkvzo/network_jokes/