Trying to collect some Network Engineers' jokes.

bluefin92bluefin92 Posts: 1Member ■■□□□□□□□□
Dear Network Engineers, I'm trying to collect some Network Engineers' jokes, so that I can convert them into memes. I need inspiration. Can you guys help? ;)

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  • trojintrojin Posts: 179Member ■■■□□□□□□□
    coworker: what's your address?
    me: 173.168.15.10
    coworker: no, your local address
    me: 127.0.0.1
    coworker: no, your physical address
    me: 29:01:38:62:31:58
    coworker: ...........
    I'm just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry
  • gumpwaregumpware Posts: 13Member ■■□□□□□□□□

    Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

    Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

    OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

    OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

    Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

    Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

    OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

    OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

    I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

  • thomas_thomas_ CompTIA N+/S+/L+; CCNA R&S; CCNP R&S Posts: 882Member ■■■■■□□□□□
    I will tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it...
  • DZA_DZA_ Untitled. Posts: 367Member ■■■■■□□□□□
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