Certifications that CAN'T be brain-dumped?

So as I overheard my 2 coworkers exchange tips over which brain dumping resources they used to get their Security+, it makes me realize that maybe the reason why my MCSA/E doesn't seem to mean much is because the exam format does allow for brain dumping despite the comparative difficulty compared to the CompTIA exams.
So I'm kind of wondering what practical certification is harder if not impossible to brain-dumpd simply because it's more involved than memorizing answers?
I've had my eye on OSCP for a while now, although I feel that the level is much higher than what I'm capable of based on the material (SQL injection, XSS). I get the impression that having at least a little experience as a Sysadmin might be a good prereq to it, but I'm open to being corrected on that impression if anyone ever did it.
RHCSA is another one, but given that I'm in Hawaii, I'd have to fly stateside to sit for the exam. Not really an unreasonable cost, but it would be a good chunk of time and money depending on whether I want to give myself a window for at least 2 attempts.
So I'm kind of wondering what practical certification is harder if not impossible to brain-dumpd simply because it's more involved than memorizing answers?
I've had my eye on OSCP for a while now, although I feel that the level is much higher than what I'm capable of based on the material (SQL injection, XSS). I get the impression that having at least a little experience as a Sysadmin might be a good prereq to it, but I'm open to being corrected on that impression if anyone ever did it.
RHCSA is another one, but given that I'm in Hawaii, I'd have to fly stateside to sit for the exam. Not really an unreasonable cost, but it would be a good chunk of time and money depending on whether I want to give myself a window for at least 2 attempts.
OSCP
MCSE: Core Infrastructure
MCSA: Windows Server 2016
CompTIA A+ | Network+ | Security+ CE
MCSE: Core Infrastructure
MCSA: Windows Server 2016
CompTIA A+ | Network+ | Security+ CE
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I thought companies like Cisco and Microsoft were actively monitoring and suing d**ping sites and trying to shut them down.
CISSP | CISM | CISA | CASP | SSCP | Sec+ | Net+ | A+
I understand where you are coming from, but focusing on how your certifications look to outsiders as potentially dumpable is a cynical way to look at certification.
-scott
Also, in the grand scale of IT; being on this forum and actively pursuing certifications brings more intimate knowledge of how dumping works, what it is, etc - MOST people in IT could care less about even knowing what 'dumping' is. If you asked the 80+ employees in my company about dumping, aside from the engineering team and some techy wonks, most wouldn't know what you were talking about. And we're an IT company haha
-scott
Security Engineer/Analyst/Geek, Red & Blue Teams
OSCP, GCFA, GWAPT, CISSP, OSWP, AWS SA-A, AWS Security, Sec+, Linux+, CCNA Cyber Ops, CCSK
2021 goals: maybe AWAE or SLAE, bunch o' courses and red team labs?
As I only have about 1 yr 5 mo experience in IT, I generally get something along the lines of "well, we're looking for someone with more experience" whenever I apply to a more skilled position like Sysadmin. It wasn't great to hear people explain to you that they didn't think you would amount to much, because the story would go that they knew people who had all the certifications but could do none of the work.
Wondering if exams like OSCP or Red Hat had enough name recognition that anyone who had a passing interest would know what it entails and that you couldn't scam your way past them?
I mean, once I've rewritten a VBScript tool at work to Powershell, used WPF for a GUI, and runspaces to multithread it, I think I've pretty much hit the bedrock of boredom, along with a neurological "need" to do brainy work.
MCSE: Core Infrastructure
MCSA: Windows Server 2016
CompTIA A+ | Network+ | Security+ CE
Our sysadmins all have well over 10 years of IT experience, and over 3 years of sysadmin specifically - there are no shortcuts really; work hard. Learn the skills you want. Put in your dues, watch your career grow. I started in IT in 1999 and while I am in a management role now, at 1.5 years experience I was still at the helpdesk. As with 5 years. And 7 years... .
2020: GCIP | GCIA
2021: GRID | GDSA | Pentest+
2022: GMON | GCWN | Linux+
WGU BS IT-NA | SANS Grad Cert: PT&EH | SANS Grad Cert: ICS Security | SANS Grad Cert: Cyber Defense Ops
If you hire someone with 5 years of experience over the one with 10 years, why would you do that?
MCSE: Core Infrastructure
MCSA: Windows Server 2016
CompTIA A+ | Network+ | Security+ CE
MCSE: Core Infrastructure
MCSA: Windows Server 2016
CompTIA A+ | Network+ | Security+ CE
I had an old coworker who would insist it wasn't cheating he was just looking for some backup questions to reinforce what he's doing. He did it all the way up to the CCIE written, and of course couldn't pass the lab. He tried for the CISSP too and bombed it, then claimed the test was stupid. The sad part is, he was a good manager, and moved on to another mega corp as a director, where his certs didn't even matter, he just wanted the bragging rights of high level certs.
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https://certification.comptia.org/certifications/linux
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I have the big three Comptia certs A+, Network+ ,and Sec+ I never really impressed a hiring manager with these certs. Heck, I'm a Microsoft Certified Professional, and no one got excited. I only had one hiring manager ask for the copies of the certs, I image this was for verification purposes.
If you want to impress a hiring manager, then find your passion and build a lab. One time I was talking about parent and child folder relations in Windows Server, and the hiring manger thought I had a lab at home. Hi s eyes lite up. Unfortunately, I do not have a lab at home.
Beating a dead horse here:
1) Find ways to help your boss, yourself, and team become better. If you make your boss's job easier, than he will help you down the road when you need help.
2) Network with everyone, and build relationships.
3) Have you looked at a 4 year degree? I'm not sure were your degree level is at. Taking a year degree, will definitely keep you occupied
--Alexander Graham Bell,
American inventor
Security Engineer/Analyst/Geek, Red & Blue Teams
OSCP, GCFA, GWAPT, CISSP, OSWP, AWS SA-A, AWS Security, Sec+, Linux+, CCNA Cyber Ops, CCSK
2021 goals: maybe AWAE or SLAE, bunch o' courses and red team labs?
Similarly, based on my experience obtaining LFCS (similar to RHCSA), this was also a bit deeper down into the Linux rabbit hole than was appropriate for me. This coming from a person that uses Linux daily, but not as a Linux administrator.
I would not pursue RHCSA for the reason you are considering. Same for OSCP.
Security+, eJPT, CySA+, PenTest+,
Cisco CyberOps, GCIH, VHL,
In progress: OSCP
What I'm interested in is the Cloud/DevOps path, but my independent research points to Linux & Python being desired skills if one goes down that path. I'd also think the OSCP by nature teaches you to think outside the box and be adaptable to whatever gets thrown your way.
I'd say more than bragging rights, my main struggle with finding a job away from tech support is actually getting my resume in front of someone with technical knowledge. I figure one other aspect of brain dumping even beyond the coworkers (one of whom was having a full volume phone interview while at work, so I don't expect they'll be bugging us for long) is that everyone and their grandmother might have the certifications, and so the hiring manager gets a bit jaded and rolls their eyes upon seeing one, thinking back on the incompetent new hire they had previously who had the certs but couldn't do anything. Might be worth it in my mind if they recognize a certification and what it entails, and help me stand out among more "experienced" people.
MCSE: Core Infrastructure
MCSA: Windows Server 2016
CompTIA A+ | Network+ | Security+ CE
People in the thread have already pointed you towards free linux resources, there are probably literally hundreds of good and free linux courses out there. Same thing with Python. If you want to learn cloud and devops, then learn cloud and devops. Get a subscription on acloud.guru or linuxacadamy and learn what you actually want to do. Maybe pick up some AWS certs, go for your actual goal, not some frustrating bragging right that doesn't really help your career.
I'm not trying to discourage you from learning, but learn with a goal and a purpose. Sounds like you've already accomplished a lot in sub 1.5 years of working, don't undersell that. But, at the same time you sound like you're falling into the same trap I see a lot at the service desk / desktop support layer which is "everyone else is stupid, I could do the job of all the Sr people and they all suck".
Security Engineer/Analyst/Geek, Red & Blue Teams
OSCP, GCFA, GWAPT, CISSP, OSWP, AWS SA-A, AWS Security, Sec+, Linux+, CCNA Cyber Ops, CCSK
2021 goals: maybe AWAE or SLAE, bunch o' courses and red team labs?