Nondenominational Winter Greetings to All

Slowhand

Please accept -- with no obligation -- my
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular
practices of your choice, but with full respect for the
religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.

And further, please accept my wish for a personally fulfilling
recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for
the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution
to our diverse society has helped make this country great
(not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than
any other country, and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran
status, or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee, or
their third party beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good
tidings for a period of approximately one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first.

Use of the term "holiday" herein is not intended to, nor
shall it be considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian
celebrations or observances, nor to such activities of any
organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual or
belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday"
is used herein without reference to its etymology.

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole discretion
of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is
no alteration to the original greeting text. Any transfer
is to be at the risk of the transferor who, by making such
transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee harmless from
any and all adverse consequences resulting from such
transfer.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually
take any action or fail to take any action to implement any
of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or
responsibility for the consequences that may arise from
implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom, or
policy and is offered irrespective of any card, hard-copy
greeting, or embarrassing self-indulgent letter summarizing
achievements in 2006, however mendacious, that may or may
not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my
extended family.

supertechCETma

May the God of your choice bless you.

JDMurray

...and a Merry Winter Solstice to all.

Ricka182

You sure you're not a lawyer..... Happy Hollidays to all ....

RussS

Too funny