Where does the Astronaut go for drinks..?
The Spacebar. Ba **** bump.
What kind of help does the wealthy spider employ? Web Servers...get it...web servers...Is this thing on?
What did the weak bladdered, cross dressing tech guy say after a night of heavy drinking? IP Address...get it, IP Address...I pee a dress...Whew tough crowd.
Uhhh...I got stuck in traffic on the way over, cars everywhere...talk about a Hard Drive...(crickets)...come on folks.
There's a blond at work, used actual asterisks as her password, and kept complaining when Windows showed the world her password...please ladies and gentleman no boo's, just booze...(dodges tomato). Okay, good night everybody.
Ladies and Gentlemen, that was the Silver Web Surfer, the Silver web Surfer. (More crickets... people leaving thread en masse)
What kind of help does the wealthy spider employ? Web Servers...get it...web servers...Is this thing on?
What did the weak bladdered, cross dressing tech guy say after a night of heavy drinking? IP Address...get it, IP Address...I pee a dress...Whew tough crowd.
Uhhh...I got stuck in traffic on the way over, cars everywhere...talk about a Hard Drive...(crickets)...come on folks.
There's a blond at work, used actual asterisks as her password, and kept complaining when Windows showed the world her password...please ladies and gentleman no boo's, just booze...(dodges tomato). Okay, good night everybody.
Ladies and Gentlemen, that was the Silver Web Surfer, the Silver web Surfer. (More crickets... people leaving thread en masse)
Certified Lunatic.
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laneh
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It's all right...just go with the nice men who brought you this jacket. Famous last words of a redneck - "Hey ya'll, watch this!" -
deneb829
Member Posts: 292
I want the minute of my life that it took me to read that post back!
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Slowhand
Mod Posts: 5,161 Mod
I think the one about the blonde actually gave me cancer. . .
(I'll have to remember some of these when I want to harass my coworkers.
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Ye Gum Noki
Member Posts: 115
That was good!"What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do." John Ruskin.
