Microsoft co-founder funding biggest alien-detection project
binarysoul
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7041183.stm
Now that Microsoft has a monoploy on this planet, it makes business sense to go after aliens and see if they will buy Microsoft products
But if I were an alien, I wouldn't want to install Windows on my spaceship unless I was a **** alien, e.g. the aliens that landed in area 51 after they installed a Microsoft OS as the kernel of their ship
Now that Microsoft has a monoploy on this planet, it makes business sense to go after aliens and see if they will buy Microsoft products
But if I were an alien, I wouldn't want to install Windows on my spaceship unless I was a **** alien, e.g. the aliens that landed in area 51 after they installed a Microsoft OS as the kernel of their ship
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Ahriakin
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Prepare for the invasion...pass military control to the MS Advanced Kill Maim and Destory All Humans AI....any time now.......hello......what do you mean it's rebooting after a patch, we just patched it yesterday......right so it's coming now....What the hell is Super Viagra, and why the hell do I need it....Blue Screen of what?.....Maybe we should have gone with i-Invader instead.
A cunning plan to save the planet methinks.We responded to the Year 2000 issue with "Y2K" solutions...isn't this the kind of thinking that got us into trouble in the first place?