Disclaimer - I do not hate Microsoft. I like them. I make a living on managing MS networks and products.
But this is soooo funny!!!
http://www.flixxy.com/vista-operating-system-humour.htm
Some quotes:
"You'll see more crashes than a Nascar rodeo".
"A messenger service you couldn't dislodge with an exoset missile".
"Give us any indication of a purchase and you'll have to go to Mayo clinic to get our sales department off your
butt".