You ever get random text messages?

Well coming from Ft. Lauderdale and since I have had the same phone number for 7+ years I always get some odd text messages. They are usually from old friends going through their phone book and it is good to talk to them again, but then there are others that are just sorta odd.

I got one today from a number I didn't know that was sorta funny. It went like this starting with them. Mine have the > before them

Wat up yo
>Nothing much, studying as usual
Who is this?
>Well since you sent me a message first I figured you knew who I was... Who is this?
Vern
>Yeah... I am pretty sure I don't know any Verns, this is Ken
U must be a ****
>Far from it...
Then send me a pic
>Of what? My nut sack?
Of u
>*sends picture of camel taken at Ren Fest*
huh
>Bet you didn't think you were talking to a camel did you?
No

Messages like that always make me wonder where these people get my number from.

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undomiel

Nice, hilarious. Good response with the camel pic.

Darthn3ss

i get that occasionally myself.

i've never done it but one day i'll respond as if i'mi a drug dealer or somethign.

JDMurray

Paris Hilton keeps texting me, but I just ignore her.

networker050184

I got one from some random woman, unfortunately my wife had my phone that day. Luckily for me the woman was nice and they worked out it was a wrong number with my wife. She was a little suspicious, but it could have been a bad night for me.....

Lee H

heres one i have tried before, the response is >

Hi babe

>Who is this

Oh like that is it

>Like what

You dont remember last night

>No

Oh really, was i that good

You get the jist

moss12

LOL lee h , you liked didnt you hehehe

waltdee

yea, i did get something like that too, not a text but a call. I was dating this girl Rachel, and one day i receive a call from "Rachel" with a voice like Rachel, and she was like

Her>Hey how r u
me> good
her> man im freakin tired from the party last night
me> hmm, party?
her>are you stupid

as soon as she said that, i knew something was wrong, so i guess she thought she was talking to her boyfriend, but it was a wrong number she dialled, so i played it off as if i knew her, and we talked for like 5 minutes untill i told her, i think you got the wrong number. she hung up.

heheh

waltdee

i remember the good old days of phone pranks:

ring...ring...ring...
someone> hello
me: whats up man, havent talked to u in a while
someone> whos this?
me> are you serious, come one, take a wiled guess
someone> i dont know... Dave?
me> there u go, whats up man,

we talked for a while, and then i was mad rude to him, so he said next time he sees "dave" he will let him have it. haha

its fun when u get a girl, and u do the same thing.... ok ok, i've moved up and grown up from those days, back to 70-270.lol

Tyrant1919

Still waiting for a text message telling me my factory warranty on my car has expired.

scheistermeister

Tyrant1919 wrote:

Still waiting for a text message telling me my factory warranty on my car has expired.

I hate those stupid calls! Those are the most annoying calls I get.

waltdee: I'll play along sometimes when someone has the wrong number and someone thinks I am someone else. I think the longest call I have played along with was about 30 minutes until I got bored and told the person I didn't know them. Took another 5-10 convincing them I wasn't that person just screwing with them.

Mmartin_47

Never got random text messages but random calls. Not recently though. Some automated voice is speaking in spanish and I have no friggin clue!

I keep a log of who has my number and who doesn't.

cbigbrick

Ring …ring

Me: Hello
Them: This is BMW roadside assistant. Are you in a safe place??
Me: Yes and I don’t own a BMW.
Pause
Them: OK, we must have the wrong number.
Me: That’s ok. Have a nice day

Click

scheistermeister

cbigbrick wrote:

Ring …ring

Me: Hello
Them: This is BMW roadside assistant. Are you in a safe place??
Me: Yes and I don’t own a BMW.
Pause
Them: OK, we must have the wrong number.
Me: That’s ok. Have a nice day

Click

Oh that could have been such a fun call! I love messing with people.

cbigbrick

scheistermeister wrote:

cbigbrick wrote:

Ring …ring

Me: Hello
Them: This is BMW roadside assistant. Are you in a safe place??
Me: Yes and I don’t own a BMW.
Pause
Them: OK, we must have the wrong number.
Me: That’s ok. Have a nice day

Click

Oh that could have been such a fun call! I love messing with people.

I should have because I had been receiving phone calls all morning about the tire having been repaired.

OH well.......next time.

LarryDaMan

JDMurray wrote:

Paris Hilton keeps texting me, but I just ignore her.

Funny, Jennifer Lopez e-mails me asking me to do very bad things to her. Aren't celebrities weird, you think they would have better things to do, right? :P

Kaminsky

We keep getting unsolicited sales calls... What really irks me is they can't even be bothered to hire people to do it anymore and a compueter message kicks in with some speil and asks if interested, the phone a free phone number .... well, I presume it's a free phone number..

I mean the lazyiness of it.. Sales people can't even be bothered to work for it nowadays.