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Rant: Cisco Certificates

nelnel Member Posts: 2,859 ■□□□□□□□□□
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Can someone tell me why the hell there isnt a "do not bend stupid Mr Postman" sign on the envelope ? icon_lol.gif

My CCNA certificate arrived today, but just like my CCENT, it arrived totally mashed and folded up so it would fit through the letterbox.

God Damn you Mr Postman!!!!!! icon_evil.gif
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    meadITmeadIT Member Posts: 581 ■■■■□□□□□□
    nel wrote:
    Can someone tell me why the hell there isnt a "do not bend stupid Mr Postman" sign on the envelope ? icon_lol.gif

    Even if they did, it probably wouldn't help. My MS certs have that on the front, but guess what happens to them... icon_evil.gif
    CERTS: VCDX #110 / VCAP-DCA #500 (v5 & 4) / VCAP-DCD #10(v5 & 4) / VCP 5 & 4 / EMCISA / MCSE 2003 / MCTS: Vista / CCNA / CCENT / Security+ / Network+ / Project+ / CIW Database Design Specialist, Professional, Associate
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    nelnel Member Posts: 2,859 ■□□□□□□□□□
    Seen when the posted brought my M$ certs he hid them under the matt outside the front door :D ....dont know whats better - standing on them or bending them icon_lol.gif
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    cacharocacharo Member Posts: 361
    XtreemeChaos wrote:
    nel wrote:
    Can someone tell me why the hell there isnt a "do not bend stupid Mr Postman" sign on the envelope ? icon_lol.gif

    Even if they did, it probably wouldn't help. My MS certs have that on the front, but guess what happens to them... icon_evil.gif

    My postman seems to think that the sticker says "Do not fold in half". He clearly has no problem bending it 90+ degrees.
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    hypnotoadhypnotoad Banned Posts: 915
    The USPS is controlled by JUNIPER!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
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    jibbajabbajibbajabba Member Posts: 4,317 ■■■■■■■■□□
    I use our office as delivery address and we don't even have a post box and they have to ring to come in .. EVERY SINGLE certificate came bend .. unbeliveable ...

    My VCP certificate came nice and straight, but was messed up from vmware - two huge black stripes accross the cert lol .. but vmware didn't have a problem to send me a new one ..
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    gojericho0gojericho0 Member Posts: 1,059 ■■■□□□□□□□
    cacharo wrote:
    XtreemeChaos wrote:
    nel wrote:
    Can someone tell me why the hell there isnt a "do not bend stupid Mr Postman" sign on the envelope ? icon_lol.gif

    Even if they did, it probably wouldn't help. My MS certs have that on the front, but guess what happens to them... icon_evil.gif

    My postman seems to think that the sticker says "Do not fold in half". He clearly has no problem bending it 90+ degrees.

    at least he didn't fold it into thirds
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    meadITmeadIT Member Posts: 581 ■■■■□□□□□□
    gojericho0 wrote:
    cacharo wrote:
    XtreemeChaos wrote:
    nel wrote:
    Can someone tell me why the hell there isnt a "do not bend stupid Mr Postman" sign on the envelope ? icon_lol.gif

    Even if they did, it probably wouldn't help. My MS certs have that on the front, but guess what happens to them... icon_evil.gif

    My postman seems to think that the sticker says "Do not fold in half". He clearly has no problem bending it 90+ degrees.

    at least he didn't fold it into thirds

    Or make it into and origami swan icon_lol.gif
    CERTS: VCDX #110 / VCAP-DCA #500 (v5 & 4) / VCAP-DCD #10(v5 & 4) / VCP 5 & 4 / EMCISA / MCSE 2003 / MCTS: Vista / CCNA / CCENT / Security+ / Network+ / Project+ / CIW Database Design Specialist, Professional, Associate
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    jbaellojbaello Member Posts: 1,191 ■■■□□□□□□□
    I have mine shipped at where I work, so they just hand it to our receptionist, instead of jerking it on a small mailbox.
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    tierstentiersten Member Posts: 4,505
    At least it turned up! There is a news story about a postman in Germany who felt it was too much work to deliver letters after he had a backlog so he just threw them out and hid them at home.
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    TurgonTurgon Banned Posts: 6,308 ■■■■■■■■■□
    nel wrote:
    Can someone tell me why the hell there isnt a "do not bend stupid Mr Postman" sign on the envelope ? icon_lol.gif

    My CCNA certificate arrived today, but just like my CCENT, it arrived totally mashed and folded up so it would fit through the letterbox.

    God Damn you Mr Postman!!!!!! icon_evil.gif

    Sorry to hear that. I wonder if the idoit rang the bell first. If it doesn't fit why dont they leave a collection note to be on the safe side? You can collect it unbent at the depot later.

    Still, you are a CCNA! I must admit I lost my certificates for CCNA and CCNP years ago. On that note if anyone knows a way to get copies from Cisco by all means let me know!
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